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Old 03-14-2018, 07:26 PM   #8181
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Old 03-14-2018, 07:40 PM   #8182
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Not dealing from a full deck.
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They are depriving some village of its idiot.
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Old 03-15-2018, 06:57 AM   #8183
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Old 03-17-2018, 09:16 AM   #8184
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Haa Haaa...now there's a new one Kgirl.

Sorta like..
"He's half a bubble out'
"The elevator doesn't go all the way up"
"A few ants short of a picnic"
"The lights are on and nobody's home
"Not the brightest bulb on the tree"
"He's a brick shy of a load"
"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer"
"He's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory"

Who can think of more?
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Old 03-18-2018, 04:10 PM   #8185
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Old 03-20-2018, 11:20 AM   #8186
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Old 03-20-2018, 12:38 PM   #8187
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LOL!

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Old 03-20-2018, 02:43 PM   #8188
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Good one Luckytrim.
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Old 03-20-2018, 02:51 PM   #8189
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Old 03-20-2018, 11:28 PM   #8190
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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.
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Old 03-21-2018, 08:40 AM   #8191
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Old 03-21-2018, 09:36 PM   #8192
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i rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a really bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf!!

He looked up at me and said 'i am not happy!'

so i said, 'well, which one are you then?'

that's how the fight started.
roflmao!!!
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Old 03-21-2018, 10:34 PM   #8193
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Old 03-22-2018, 11:34 AM   #8194
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Another one for Easter

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Old 03-23-2018, 09:10 AM   #8196
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taxy...

but who ate all that chocolate from the foil?
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I'm so doing this to DH!!!
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Old 03-27-2018, 05:24 PM   #8200
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