Today's Funny

[Cheryl J]

"Not the brightest Crayon in the box"...

 

[Andy M.]

Not dealing from a full deck.
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
They are depriving some village of its idiot.
A poster child for birth control.

 

[dragnlaw]

Useless as t's on a bull.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Haa Haaa...now there's a new one Kgirl.

Sorta like..
"He's half a bubble out'
"The elevator doesn't go all the way up"
"A few ants short of a picnic"
"The lights are on and nobody's home
"Not the brightest bulb on the tree"
"He's a brick shy of a load"
"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer"
"He's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory"

Who can think of more?

a sandwich short of a picnic

 

[Kayelle]

 

[luckytrim]

 

[PrincessFiona60]

LOL!

Hi LT! Good to see you!

 

[taxlady]

Good one Luckytrim.

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[dragnlaw]

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.

 

[luckytrim]

 

[PrincessFiona60]

i rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a really bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf!!

He looked up at me and said 'i am not happy!'

so i said, 'well, which one are you then?'

that's how the fight started.

roflmao!!!

 

[dragnlaw]

Easter is fast approaching

....

 

[luckytrim]

 

[taxlady]

Another one for Easter

 

[dragnlaw]

taxy...

but who ate all that chocolate from the foil?

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

Another one for Easter

I'm so doing this to DH!!!

 

[dragnlaw]

....

 

[taxlady]

 

[Cooking Goddess]

Taxy!