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03-14-2018, 07:26 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: California
Posts: 10,088
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"Not the brightest Crayon in the box"...
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Grandchildren fill the space in your heart you never knew was empty.
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03-14-2018, 07:40 PM
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#8182
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Certified Pretend Chef
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,433
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Not dealing from a full deck.
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
They are depriving some village of its idiot.
A poster child for birth control.
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
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03-15-2018, 06:57 AM
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#8183
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,531
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Useless as t's on a bull.
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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03-17-2018, 09:16 AM
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#8184
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,650
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kayelle
Haa Haaa...now there's a new one Kgirl.
Sorta like..
"He's half a bubble out'
"The elevator doesn't go all the way up"
"A few ants short of a picnic"
"The lights are on and nobody's home
"Not the brightest bulb on the tree"
"He's a brick shy of a load"
"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer"
"He's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory"
Who can think of more?  |
a sandwich short of a picnic
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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03-18-2018, 04:10 PM
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#8185
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: south central coast/California
Posts: 14,766
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Life  is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
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03-20-2018, 11:20 AM
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#8186
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,030
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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03-20-2018, 12:38 PM
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#8187
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,650
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LOL!
Hi LT! Good to see you!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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03-20-2018, 02:43 PM
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#8188
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,996
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Good one Luckytrim.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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03-20-2018, 02:51 PM
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#8189
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,915
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03-20-2018, 11:28 PM
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#8190
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,531
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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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03-21-2018, 08:40 AM
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#8191
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,030
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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03-21-2018, 09:36 PM
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#8192
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,650
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dragnlaw
i rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a really bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf!!
He looked up at me and said 'i am not happy!'
so i said, 'well, which one are you then?'
that's how the fight started.
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roflmao!!!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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03-21-2018, 10:34 PM
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,531
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Easter is fast approaching
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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03-22-2018, 11:34 AM
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#8194
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,030
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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03-23-2018, 04:12 AM
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#8195
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,996
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Another one for Easter
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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03-23-2018, 09:10 AM
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#8196
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,531
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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03-23-2018, 06:03 PM
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#8197
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,915
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Quote:
Originally Posted by taxlady
Another one for Easter
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I'm so doing this to DH!!!
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03-24-2018, 07:29 AM
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#8198
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,531
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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03-27-2018, 11:17 AM
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#8199
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,996
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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03-27-2018, 05:24 PM
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#8200
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,227
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Taxy!
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“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter
"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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