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Old 03-28-2018, 06:17 AM   #8201
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And this is what carl was up to earlier...

woops... don't know how the pic shrunk! but it says
"mailman jumped 15 feet
dog was right. This is fun."
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Old 03-28-2018, 07:43 AM   #8202
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Old 03-31-2018, 12:39 PM   #8203
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Old 04-01-2018, 08:00 AM   #8204
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Old 04-01-2018, 08:18 AM   #8205
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Old 04-01-2018, 09:00 AM   #8206
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Old 04-01-2018, 09:05 AM   #8207
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Old 04-01-2018, 03:52 PM   #8208
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Yes it is. I have even seen it in Danish.
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Old 04-01-2018, 03:53 PM   #8209
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I wish that was less true.
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Old 04-02-2018, 10:55 AM   #8210
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Yet another reason tailgating is a bad idea..

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Yet another reason tailgating is a bad idea..

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Old 04-02-2018, 07:50 PM   #8212
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Old 04-03-2018, 03:33 AM   #8213
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I'm glad I didn't have any liquid in my mouth when I read that.
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Old 04-03-2018, 08:01 AM   #8214
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Last of the Easter Eggs

We ate the rest as.... deviled eggs (still yummy - I can't get tired of them)
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Old 04-05-2018, 12:17 PM   #8216
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Breaking news..
Thanks to fossils, archaeologists have been able to determine that there once a genetic mutation millions of year ago, causing the creation of a five-legged dinosaur.
As far as we know, this is the first evidence we have ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.
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The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide.

1) Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

2) Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

3) Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'
Did he kill you?

4) Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

5) The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

6) Were you alone or by yourself.

7) How long have you been a French Canadian?

8) Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

9) Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

10) Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

11) Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

12) Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?

13) Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

14) So you were gone until you returned?

15) Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?

16) You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

17) Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

18) Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

19) A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."

20) Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!
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Old 04-06-2018, 02:49 PM   #8219
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Old 04-06-2018, 02:59 PM   #8220
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