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Old 06-27-2018, 08:02 PM   #8321
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Old 06-28-2018, 04:27 PM   #8323
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Old 07-05-2018, 01:34 PM   #8328
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I absolutely love the eyes on this kitty! Bigger than shooter marbles.

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Old 07-05-2018, 01:40 PM   #8329
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CG, love that video. Thank you for finding it on YouTube. I've only seen it in crumby FB videos. I love the way the pupils on that cat change size. Putting a phone or video cam in front of the cat was brilliant.
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Old 07-10-2018, 08:59 AM   #8331
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R.I.P. Boiling Water.

You will be mist.

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thinking of caseydog

cd: I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer down to the bar to do some data entries. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender ‘What’s the w ifi password?’

Bartender: 'You need to buy a drink first.'

cd: 'Okay, I’ll have a beer.'

Bartender: 'We have Molson’s Canadian on tap.'

cd: 'Sure. How much is that?'

Bartender: '$8.00.'

cd: 'Here you are. OK now, what’s the wifi password?'

Bartender: "youneedtobuyadrinkfirst"; No spaces and all lowercase.'

(apologies to cd for liberties taken)
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I have seen this one on FB a couple of times. I saw it when you posted it yesterday.

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