CWS4322
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CWS4322
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Skittle68
Sous Chef
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Barbara L
Traveling Welcome Wagon
To be fair, it doesn't say anything about learning to land!
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I'm not going to that flying school, no, no, no.
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Come Arbor Day, I am not planting a tree there either.
JET FUEL DRINK
Dick and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Louisville, Kentucky . One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in
the hangar with nothing to do.
Dick said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
Dick says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Dick says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing.We ought to do this more often..'
'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Tennessee '
Dick and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Louisville, Kentucky . One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in
the hangar with nothing to do.
Dick said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
Dick says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Dick says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing.We ought to do this more often..'
'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Tennessee '
Cindercat
Sous Chef
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Cheryl J
Chef Extraordinaire
Been looking through the Funnies - there are some good ones here that made me laugh out loud!
I loved the mime one....hahhaha!
I loved the mime one....hahhaha!
jet fuel
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Love both of them. I can think of a couple of folks who would fall over with the hip one.
Cindercat
Sous Chef
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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example...
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a
baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay
in our bedroom.
Did you say ‘hello’?”
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a
baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay
in our bedroom.
Did you say ‘hello’?”
OP
OP
now what the heck...
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