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Old 08-05-2018, 08:59 PM   #8381
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I want to know who gave that little girl the finger. Four times.
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Old 08-05-2018, 10:59 PM   #8382
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I don't really have a warped sense of humour - but my ex and son do - so after all that time you'd think I would have gotten it. Groan...
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Old 08-06-2018, 12:58 AM   #8383
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ROFL! I immediately got Tatt's finger joke. You need a warped sense of humor...
I did too. Then again, I was able to out-gross my kids when they thought they could freak their mom out with something. A fine skill I learned from my Mom!
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Old 08-06-2018, 08:04 AM   #8384
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I still don't get it, even after Andy's explanation. Oh well.



The four fingers she held up were NOT hers.......
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Old 08-06-2018, 01:07 PM   #8385
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ANIMAL CONTROL: What the hell were you thinking?

ME: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

ANIMAL CONTROL: You released ostriches!
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Old 08-07-2018, 04:48 AM   #8386
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It has been killing my kids just waiting until I am strong enough to start with the jokes.

My daughter informed me that her skull cap was moving around due to some loose screws and bolts. Her doctor told her that "yes, she is presently experiencing that she is definitely missing some screws up there and I don't have a leg to stand on.

They want to rename me "I"lean. Then there is Peg for pegleg. And Pirate wants to put me in one of those large round bubbles fishermen use and then toss me into the ocean so he can call me "Bob". And on it goes.
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Old 08-07-2018, 05:33 AM   #8387
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Me: It's not how many times you fall down. It's how many times you get up.

Police officer: That's not how a field sobriety test works.
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Old 08-07-2018, 05:34 AM   #8388
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ANIMAL CONTROL: What the hell were you thinking?

ME: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

ANIMAL CONTROL: You released ostriches!
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Old 08-07-2018, 06:19 AM   #8389
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Me: It's not how many times you fall down. It's how many times you get up.

Police officer: That's not how a field sobriety test works.
Good one TL. Pirate and myself love to watch the police shows when they are stopping drunk drivers. Lots of laughs for the audience.
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Old 08-07-2018, 08:17 AM   #8390
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just a spelling correction

this is not political - just an example of a spelling mistake...
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Old 08-07-2018, 01:21 PM   #8391
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this is not political - just an example of a spelling mistake...
A "very stable" jenius.
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Old 08-07-2018, 02:43 PM   #8392
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"...... It's still a duck..."
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OK, maybe there's one kind of collieflower I like...
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Old 08-10-2018, 04:52 PM   #8394
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That one just cracks me up!
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ROFL!!!!! and I do like that collieflower!
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