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08-05-2018, 08:59 PM
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Certified Pretend Chef
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,401
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I want to know who gave that little girl the finger. Four times.
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
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08-05-2018, 10:59 PM
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#8382
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,486
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I don't really have a warped sense of humour - but my ex and son do - so after all that time you'd think I would have gotten it. Groan...
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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08-06-2018, 12:58 AM
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#8383
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,210
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawgluver
ROFL! I immediately got Tatt's finger joke. You need a warped sense of humor...
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I did too. Then again, I was able to out-gross my kids when they thought they could freak their mom out with something. A fine skill I learned from my Mom!
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“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter
"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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08-06-2018, 08:04 AM
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#8384
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 14,976
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kayelle
I still don't get it, even after Andy's explanation. Oh well.
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The four fingers she held up were NOT hers.......
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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08-06-2018, 01:07 PM
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#8385
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,486
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ANIMAL CONTROL: What the hell were you thinking?
ME: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
ANIMAL CONTROL: You released ostriches!
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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08-07-2018, 04:48 AM
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#8386
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
Posts: 22,365
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It has been killing my kids just waiting until I am strong enough to start with the jokes.
My daughter informed me that her skull cap was moving around due to some loose screws and bolts. Her doctor told her that "yes, she is presently experiencing that she is definitely missing some screws up there and I don't have a leg to stand on.
They want to rename me "I"lean. Then there is Peg for pegleg. And Pirate wants to put me in one of those large round bubbles fishermen use and then toss me into the ocean so he can call me "Bob". And on it goes.
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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08-07-2018, 05:33 AM
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#8387
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,954
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Me: It's not how many times you fall down. It's how many times you get up.
Police officer: That's not how a field sobriety test works.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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08-07-2018, 05:34 AM
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#8388
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,954
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dragnlaw
ANIMAL CONTROL: What the hell were you thinking?
ME: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
ANIMAL CONTROL: You released ostriches!
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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08-07-2018, 06:19 AM
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#8389
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
Posts: 22,365
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Quote:
Originally Posted by taxlady
Me: It's not how many times you fall down. It's how many times you get up.
Police officer: That's not how a field sobriety test works.
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Good one TL. Pirate and myself love to watch the police shows when they are stopping drunk drivers. Lots of laughs for the audience.
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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08-07-2018, 08:17 AM
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#8390
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,486
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just a spelling correction
this is not political - just an example of a spelling mistake...
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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08-07-2018, 01:21 PM
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#8391
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The Dude Abides
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Bermuda Native in D.C./NoVA
Posts: 5,447
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dragnlaw
this is not political - just an example of a spelling mistake...
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A "very stable" jenius.
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08-07-2018, 02:43 PM
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#8392
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 14,976
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"...... It's still a duck..."
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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08-10-2018, 04:50 PM
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#8393
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Certified Pretend Chef
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,401
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OK, maybe there's one kind of collieflower I like...
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
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08-10-2018, 04:52 PM
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#8394
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Certified Pretend Chef
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,401
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Could be my favorite wall decoration.
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
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08-10-2018, 07:06 PM
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#8395
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,869
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Someone we all know posted this on Face Book...
DH is still going back to it to quander
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08-10-2018, 10:21 PM
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#8396
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,633
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaneohegirlinaz
Someone we all know posted this on Face Book...
DH is still going back to it to quander
Attachment 30980 |
That one just cracks me up!  
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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08-10-2018, 10:22 PM
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#8397
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,633
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy M.
OK, maybe there's one kind of collieflower I like...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy M.
Could be my favorite wall decoration.
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ROFL!!!!! and I do like that collieflower!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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08-11-2018, 10:12 PM
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#8398
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,869
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08-11-2018, 10:46 PM
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#8399
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,210
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“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter
"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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08-12-2018, 10:13 AM
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#8400
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Southeastern Virginia
Posts: 25,094
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I laughed till I cried (long but worth it)
https://youtu.be/WYoKw3tPRKY
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