Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Long live the rotary dial phone. Lets hope the grandmas of the world keep theirs.
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Long live the rotary dial phone. Lets hope the grandmas of the world keep theirs.
luckytrim
Chef Extraordinaire
or bowel control... 
GotGarlic
Chef Extraordinaire
Wait... 
Just Cooking
Master Chef
That's too funny... Happens to me all the time as, I'm a two finger typist, always looking at the keyboard.. My daughter cracks up at some of the messages she gets from me.. 
Ross
Ross
Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
Given my limited typing skills, I'm still not sure if it's better to manually type a text or correct the auto-correct version or dictate it and correct that.
Kaneohegirlinaz
Wannabe TV Chef
GotGarlic
Chef Extraordinaire
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luckytrim
Chef Extraordinaire
Good One, GG.
I love Rock Parody 'toons !
I love Rock Parody 'toons !
GG, Lucky, good ones. The one with the horses took the longest to register.
luckytrim
Chef Extraordinaire
luckytrim
Chef Extraordinaire
..In a Chicago Bar ...
A 71 year-old man is sitting in a Chicago bar... a beautiful, voluptuous young lady comes in and takes a seat at the bar near him. She is so beautiful, the old man can't help but stare.
The young lady notices him and moves toward him.
Before the old man has a chance to apologize, the Girl leans over, gazes into his eyes and says;
"I will do anything you want. Anything, no matter how weird or kinky, anything you desire"...
The old man was taken aback.
The girl continued, "Anything you can think of is fine with me. I have two rules only; I require $100, and whatever you want, you have to tell me in only three words."
The old man pondered this for a moment, took out his wallet and produced ten crisp $10 bills, handed them to the girl and said...................
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."Paint my house".
A 71 year-old man is sitting in a Chicago bar... a beautiful, voluptuous young lady comes in and takes a seat at the bar near him. She is so beautiful, the old man can't help but stare.
The young lady notices him and moves toward him.
Before the old man has a chance to apologize, the Girl leans over, gazes into his eyes and says;
"I will do anything you want. Anything, no matter how weird or kinky, anything you desire"...
The old man was taken aback.
The girl continued, "Anything you can think of is fine with me. I have two rules only; I require $100, and whatever you want, you have to tell me in only three words."
The old man pondered this for a moment, took out his wallet and produced ten crisp $10 bills, handed them to the girl and said...................
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."Paint my house".
Hahahahahaha!
If pronouncing your B's like V's makes you sound Russian, than Soviet.
Is it just me or is that backwards TATRAT.
which ever the case... it's funny!
which ever the case... it's funny!
OP
OP
Andy M.
Certified Pretend Chef
OP
OP
ROFL!!!
GotGarlic
Chef Extraordinaire
Like I was saying!
Kaneohegirlinaz
Wannabe TV Chef
