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08-18-2018, 09:05 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
Posts: 22,365
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Originally Posted by Rascal
Cooking goddess I know exactly what you are saying. We have a lot of family sayings that are distinct to us. My grandkids all are familiar with them. It amuses me when my gks say something in front of their friends that only us know what it means, I hope it carries on.
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Long live the rotary dial phone. Lets hope the grandmas of the world keep theirs.
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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08-20-2018, 08:24 AM
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#8422
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,030
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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08-20-2018, 08:34 AM
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#8423
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,531
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or bowel control... 
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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08-22-2018, 12:35 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Southeastern Virginia
Posts: 25,108
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 Wait... 
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Anyplace where people argue about food is a good place.
~ Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown, 2018
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08-22-2018, 12:41 PM
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#8425
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: Springfield, MO
Posts: 4,163
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That's too funny... Happens to me all the time as, I'm a two finger typist, always looking at the keyboard.. My daughter cracks up at some of the messages she gets from me..  
Ross
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Disclaimer: My experiences may not be as someone else might think correct.. Life goes on..
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08-22-2018, 12:54 PM
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#8426
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Certified Pretend Chef
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,433
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Given my limited typing skills, I'm still not sure if it's better to manually type a text or correct the auto-correct version or dictate it and correct that.
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
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08-22-2018, 04:45 PM
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#8427
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,915
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08-29-2018, 09:30 AM
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#8428
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Southeastern Virginia
Posts: 25,108
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Anyplace where people argue about food is a good place.
~ Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown, 2018
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08-29-2018, 09:40 AM
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#8429
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,030
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Good One, GG.
I love Rock Parody 'toons !
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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08-29-2018, 02:11 PM
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#8430
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,996
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GG, Lucky, good ones. The one with the horses took the longest to register.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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08-30-2018, 07:56 AM
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#8431
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,030
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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08-30-2018, 09:58 AM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,030
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..In a Chicago Bar ...
A 71 year-old man is sitting in a Chicago bar... a beautiful, voluptuous young lady comes in and takes a seat at the bar near him. She is so beautiful, the old man can't help but stare.
The young lady notices him and moves toward him.
Before the old man has a chance to apologize, the Girl leans over, gazes into his eyes and says;
"I will do anything you want. Anything, no matter how weird or kinky, anything you desire"...
The old man was taken aback.
The girl continued, "Anything you can think of is fine with me. I have two rules only; I require $100, and whatever you want, you have to tell me in only three words."
The old man pondered this for a moment, took out his wallet and produced ten crisp $10 bills, handed them to the girl and said...................
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."Paint my house".
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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08-30-2018, 12:21 PM
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Everymom
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Posts: 23,265
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Hahahahahaha!
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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams
Alix 
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08-30-2018, 04:46 PM
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#8434
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The Dude Abides
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Bermuda Native in D.C./NoVA
Posts: 5,448
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If pronouncing your B's like V's makes you sound Russian, than Soviet.
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08-30-2018, 05:16 PM
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#8435
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,531
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Is it just me or is that backwards TATRAT.
which ever the case... it's funny!
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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08-30-2018, 08:48 PM
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#8436
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,650
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GotGarlic
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ROFL!!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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08-31-2018, 07:49 PM
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Certified Pretend Chef
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,433
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This says it all.
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
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08-31-2018, 08:00 PM
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#8438
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,650
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ROFL!!!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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08-31-2018, 09:32 PM
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#8439
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Southeastern Virginia
Posts: 25,108
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy M.
This says it all.
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Like I was saying!
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Anyplace where people argue about food is a good place.
~ Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown, 2018
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09-01-2018, 11:34 PM
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#8440
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,915
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