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Old 12-02-2018, 11:04 AM   #8541
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Old 12-03-2018, 11:18 AM   #8542
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Old 12-03-2018, 04:10 PM   #8543
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Somehow this last joke reminds me of a joke my father told me as a child.


How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?











They rearranged the furniture.
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Old 12-04-2018, 09:28 AM   #8544
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Old 12-05-2018, 08:33 AM   #8545
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Old 12-05-2018, 09:51 AM   #8546
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Old 12-06-2018, 01:55 PM   #8547
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:11 AM   #8548
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Old 12-07-2018, 09:23 AM   #8549
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Thank you so much for giving me my laugh for the day. A great way to start my day. It is the first thing I go for when I turn on the 'puter.
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Old 12-08-2018, 08:24 AM   #8550
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Old 12-09-2018, 07:45 AM   #8551
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Old 12-10-2018, 10:20 AM   #8552
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Old 12-11-2018, 08:47 AM   #8553
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Old 12-12-2018, 08:48 AM   #8554
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Old 12-12-2018, 10:53 AM   #8555
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I love Maxine. I have a calendar with Maxine's quotes. Each day has a new quote.
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Old 12-12-2018, 12:50 PM   #8556
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Old 12-13-2018, 08:24 AM   #8557
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Old 12-13-2018, 08:58 AM   #8558
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Old 12-13-2018, 07:09 PM   #8559
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I have had better holidays. But this thread has made it more bearable and each day gets me to laugh.

Thank you to all contributors.
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Old 12-14-2018, 09:26 AM   #8560
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