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Old 01-18-2019, 02:41 PM   #8601
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Aha, so that's the explanation.
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Old 01-18-2019, 04:48 PM   #8602
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I've been tempted to sell my treadmill with an ad like this:

For Sale: Nordic Track clothes rack for sale. Can also be used as a treadmill.
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Old 01-19-2019, 09:04 AM   #8603
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Old 01-19-2019, 01:34 PM   #8604
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Old 01-19-2019, 11:32 PM   #8605
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My favourites are #s 1, 6, and 9.
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Old 01-20-2019, 12:04 AM   #8606
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Old 01-20-2019, 07:49 AM   #8607
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Old 01-20-2019, 06:36 PM   #8608
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Old 01-21-2019, 02:56 AM   #8609
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One of my best friends is an executive chef at a local restaurant that is closing. He's dyslexic, though, so all I can say say is don't order the carp.
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Old 01-21-2019, 06:47 AM   #8610
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One of my best friends is an executive chef at a local restaurant that is closing. He's dyslexic, though, so all I can say say is don't order the carp.
Why would anyone order carp?

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Old 01-21-2019, 08:41 AM   #8611
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Old 01-22-2019, 08:37 AM   #8612
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Old 01-24-2019, 10:51 AM   #8613
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Old 01-25-2019, 07:24 AM   #8614
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Old 01-26-2019, 05:01 AM   #8615
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The Far Side. One indian is circling the covered wagon train in the wrong direction. Another indian yells out. "Clockwise, always clockwise".
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Old 01-28-2019, 09:20 AM   #8617
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Old 01-28-2019, 11:06 AM   #8618
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Showed the plumbing book one to Pirate. He is a retired plumber. It got a big laugh from him. I am really enjoying this thread. Thanks for all the laughs. There are days when I really need one.
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Old 01-28-2019, 02:22 PM   #8619
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Try this on for size:


Roses are red,
My fingers are blue.
I'm sick of winter,
How 'bout you?
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Old 01-28-2019, 02:58 PM   #8620
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Yup. Reminded me of this one from FaceBook


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