Today's Funny

[taxlady]

Aha, so that's the explanation.

 

[Cooking Goddess]

I've been tempted to sell my treadmill with an ad like this:

For Sale: Nordic Track clothes rack for sale. Can also be used as a treadmill.

 

[luckytrim]

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[taxlady]

My favourites are #s 1, 6, and 9.

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[luckytrim]

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[buckytom]

One of my best friends is an executive chef at a local restaurant that is closing. He's dyslexic, though, so all I can say say is don't order the carp.

 

[caseydog]

One of my best friends is an executive chef at a local restaurant that is closing. He's dyslexic, though, so all I can say say is don't order the carp.

Why would anyone order carp?

CD

 

[luckytrim]

 

[luckytrim]

 

[luckytrim]

 

[luckytrim]

 

[Caslon]

The Far Side. One indian is circling the covered wagon train in the wrong direction. Another indian yells out. "Clockwise, always clockwise".

 

[luckytrim]

 

[luckytrim]

 

[Addie]

Showed the plumbing book one to Pirate. He is a retired plumber. It got a big laugh from him. I am really enjoying this thread. Thanks for all the laughs. There are days when I really need one.

 

[Katie H]

Try this on for size:


Roses are red,
My fingers are blue.
I'm sick of winter,
How 'bout you?

 

[taxlady]

Try this on for size:


Roses are red,
My fingers are blue.
I'm sick of winter,
How 'bout you?

Yup. Reminded me of this one from FaceBook