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Old 02-11-2019, 10:02 AM   #8641
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Old 02-15-2019, 09:12 AM   #8648
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Old 02-18-2019, 10:21 AM   #8650
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Old 02-18-2019, 12:22 PM   #8652
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Old 02-18-2019, 01:28 PM   #8653
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It used to crack me up when George Reeves as Superman would stand there and let the bad guy empty the pistol at his chest, then the bad guy would throw the empty gun, and Superman would duck !
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It used to crack me up when George Reeves as Superman would stand there and let the bad guy empty the pistol at his chest, then the bad guy would throw the empty gun, and Superman would duck !
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Old 02-19-2019, 07:54 AM   #8655
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Rating tree nuts

I didn’t put this in the “nuts” forum; it is a rating of nuts, but it makes no sense and has no value culinarily. It’s very funny, though, in a completely nonsensical and non sequiter way.

I stumbled across it because I was searching for a ranking of nuts by hardness.

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I didn’t put this in the “nuts” forum; it is a rating of nuts, but it makes no sense and has no value culinarily. It’s very funny, though, in a completely nonsensical and non sequiter way.

I stumbled across it because I was searching for a ranking of nuts by hardness.

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PS. I never did find a good ranking of nuts by their hardness!
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