"Discover Cooking, Discuss Life."

Go Back   Discuss Cooking - Cooking Forums > The Back Porch > Jokes and Games
Click Here to Login
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 
Old 01-31-2020, 07:36 AM   #9161
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
Click image for larger version

Name:	a.jpg
Views:	60
Size:	61.3 KB
ID:	38712

Click image for larger version

Name:	aa.gif
Views:	40
Size:	58.6 KB
ID:	38713

Click image for larger version

Name:	aaa.gif
Views:	47
Size:	61.6 KB
ID:	38714
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 01-31-2020, 05:42 PM   #9162
Wannabe TV Chef
 
Kaneohegirlinaz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,936

Name:   liar liar.jpg
Views: 209
Size:  17.1 KB
Kaneohegirlinaz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2020, 07:56 AM   #9163
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
Click image for larger version

Name:	a.jpg
Views:	43
Size:	42.4 KB
ID:	38731

Click image for larger version

Name:	aa.jpg
Views:	49
Size:	62.2 KB
ID:	38732

Click image for larger version

Name:	aaa.jpg
Views:	48
Size:	70.3 KB
ID:	38733
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2020, 10:37 AM   #9164
Certified Pretend Chef
 
Andy M.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,458
An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in trouble now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the lion is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious lion! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young lion halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew!" says the lion, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the lion. So off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the lion, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the lion. The young lion is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old Doberman sees the lion coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says...

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another lion!"

Moral of this story…

Don't mess with the old dogs.
__________________
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
Andy M. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2020, 02:01 PM   #9165
Sous Chef
 
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: South Florida
Posts: 813
HA HA Thanks Andy, that was great!!!!!! (from an old dog)
cookieee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2020, 07:35 PM   #9166
Wannabe TV Chef
 
Kaneohegirlinaz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,936

Name:   freeze wine.jpg
Views: 192
Size:  20.9 KB
Kaneohegirlinaz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-02-2020, 08:16 AM   #9167
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
Click image for larger version

Name:	a.jpg
Views:	41
Size:	63.9 KB
ID:	38760

Click image for larger version

Name:	aa.jpg
Views:	41
Size:	32.8 KB
ID:	38761

Click image for larger version

Name:	aaa.jpg
Views:	32
Size:	35.0 KB
ID:	38762
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-02-2020, 03:54 PM   #9168
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Kayelle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: south central coast/California
Posts: 14,766
I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events:
Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.


One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality.

The other involves a groundhog.
__________________
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.

Kayelle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-02-2020, 06:57 PM   #9169
Wannabe TV Chef
 
Kaneohegirlinaz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,936
Click image for larger version

Name:	humor14.jpg
Views:	34
Size:	58.5 KB
ID:	38774
Kaneohegirlinaz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-03-2020, 08:42 AM   #9170
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
Click image for larger version

Name:	a.jpg
Views:	37
Size:	57.6 KB
ID:	38788

Click image for larger version

Name:	aa.jpg
Views:	44
Size:	44.9 KB
ID:	38789

Click image for larger version

Name:	aaa.jpg
Views:	45
Size:	56.2 KB
ID:	38790
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2020, 07:49 AM   #9171
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
Click image for larger version

Name:	a.jpg
Views:	46
Size:	67.4 KB
ID:	38808


Name:   aa.jpg
Views: 181
Size:  9.4 KB

Click image for larger version

Name:	aaa.jpg
Views:	49
Size:	116.3 KB
ID:	38810
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2020, 07:32 PM   #9172
Wannabe TV Chef
 
Kaneohegirlinaz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,936

Name:   snorting.jpg
Views: 173
Size:  20.0 KB
Kaneohegirlinaz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2020, 08:46 PM   #9173
Ogress Supreme
 
PrincessFiona60's Avatar
Site Administrator
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,657
I do that a lot!
__________________
“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
PrincessFiona60 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-04-2020, 09:20 PM   #9174
Wannabe TV Chef
 
Kaneohegirlinaz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,936
Quote:
Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60 View Post
I do that a lot!
Bahaha!
(sshhh, so do I )
Kaneohegirlinaz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-05-2020, 08:38 AM   #9175
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
Click image for larger version

Name:	a.gif
Views:	28
Size:	24.5 KB
ID:	38826

Click image for larger version

Name:	aa.jpg
Views:	34
Size:	53.6 KB
ID:	38827

Click image for larger version

Name:	aaa.jpg
Views:	36
Size:	38.0 KB
ID:	38828
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2020, 08:20 AM   #9176
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
Click image for larger version

Name:	a.jpg
Views:	56
Size:	60.2 KB
ID:	38847

Click image for larger version

Name:	aa.jpg
Views:	33
Size:	37.8 KB
ID:	38848

Click image for larger version

Name:	aaa.jpg
Views:	39
Size:	64.1 KB
ID:	38849
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2020, 09:55 AM   #9177
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
Click image for larger version

Name:	a.jpg
Views:	54
Size:	94.8 KB
ID:	38879

Click image for larger version

Name:	aa.jpg
Views:	37
Size:	90.5 KB
ID:	38880

Click image for larger version

Name:	aaa.jpg
Views:	47
Size:	111.3 KB
ID:	38881
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2020, 10:24 AM   #9178
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
Click image for larger version

Name:	a.jpg
Views:	44
Size:	44.2 KB
ID:	38906

Click image for larger version

Name:	aa.jpg
Views:	30
Size:	28.0 KB
ID:	38907

Click image for larger version

Name:	aaa.jpg
Views:	37
Size:	64.8 KB
ID:	38908
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-09-2020, 07:03 AM   #9179
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
Click image for larger version

Name:	a.jpg
Views:	29
Size:	45.3 KB
ID:	38946

Click image for larger version

Name:	aa.jpg
Views:	34
Size:	43.4 KB
ID:	38947

Click image for larger version

Name:	aaa.jpg
Views:	28
Size:	54.5 KB
ID:	38948
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-10-2020, 08:23 AM   #9180
Chef Extraordinaire
 
luckytrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
Click image for larger version

Name:	a.jpg
Views:	34
Size:	29.6 KB
ID:	38966

Click image for larger version

Name:	aa.jpg
Views:	40
Size:	81.9 KB
ID:	38967

Click image for larger version

Name:	aaa.jpg
Views:	24
Size:	27.4 KB
ID:	38968
__________________
“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
luckytrim is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply

« Song Title Game | - »
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:57 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.