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01-31-2020, 07:36 AM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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01-31-2020, 05:42 PM
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#9162
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,936
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02-01-2020, 07:56 AM
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#9163
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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02-01-2020, 10:37 AM
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Certified Pretend Chef
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,458
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An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a lion heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in trouble now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the lion is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious lion! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young lion halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!" says the lion, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the lion. So off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the lion, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the lion. The young lion is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old Doberman sees the lion coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says...
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another lion!"
Moral of this story…
Don't mess with the old dogs.
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
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02-01-2020, 02:01 PM
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#9165
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Sous Chef
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: South Florida
Posts: 813
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HA HA Thanks Andy, that was great!!!!!! (from an old dog)
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02-01-2020, 07:35 PM
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#9166
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,936
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02-02-2020, 08:16 AM
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#9167
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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02-02-2020, 03:54 PM
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#9168
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: south central coast/California
Posts: 14,766
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I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events:
Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.
One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality.
The other involves a groundhog.
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Life  is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
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02-02-2020, 06:57 PM
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#9169
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,936
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02-03-2020, 08:42 AM
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#9170
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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02-04-2020, 07:49 AM
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#9171
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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02-04-2020, 07:32 PM
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#9172
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,936
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02-04-2020, 08:46 PM
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,657
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I do that a lot!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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02-04-2020, 09:20 PM
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,936
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60
I do that a lot!
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Bahaha!
(sshhh, so do I  )
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02-05-2020, 08:38 AM
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#9175
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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02-06-2020, 08:20 AM
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#9176
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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02-07-2020, 09:55 AM
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#9177
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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02-08-2020, 10:24 AM
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#9178
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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02-09-2020, 07:03 AM
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#9179
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
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02-10-2020, 08:23 AM
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#9180
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southeastern pa.
Posts: 15,055
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“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”
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