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Old 04-02-2020, 06:29 AM   #9361
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Old 04-02-2020, 10:09 AM   #9364
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Old 04-02-2020, 03:57 PM   #9365
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Old 04-02-2020, 05:50 PM   #9366
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The funny thing was as I was reading the joke, our phone rang. It was someone trying to sell health insurance
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The funny thing was as I was reading the joke, our phone rang. It was someone trying to sell health insurance

Now THAT'S funny!!!

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Old 04-03-2020, 07:01 AM   #9369
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Old 04-03-2020, 07:49 AM   #9371
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I suspect that was intentional, even back then.
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Good job. Not a big surprise. I should have thought of checking Snopes.
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I thought this should be under "Today's Funny," so here goes.

When I was at the grocery store on Tuesday I grazed their "We baked too much" rack and spied a dozen very nice vanilla cupcakes with vibrant blue icing swirled on top. I hadn't yet made anything for dessert for the week and these were just the ticket until I did.

There are 3 left and, guess what....

You know what you get when you eat something with really, really blue icing?

Smurf poop! Glenn and I have been laughing for two days.
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