Today's Funny

[luckytrim]

 

[taxlady]

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[luckytrim]

"B" is for ...........

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[Cooking Goddess]

LT, I resort to frying bacon if the smell of coffee doesn't wake Himself up! [emoji1]

 

[luckytrim]

"D" is for ............

 

[Just Cooking]

I have to find this kid and put him/her in my will.

Ross

 

[Cooking Goddess]

Love it, Ross! My aunt was skinny, a light eater. Some nights after dinner she would say she was stuffed. But when the topic of dessert came up after the meal (because we ALWAYS had dessert after dinner when I was a kid), she always had room. When I would point out that she just said she was full, she would tell me she had a special spot in her stomach that was for dessert only.

 

[Kathleen]

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For me, every single day.

I have to find this kid and put him/her in my will.

Ross

Right? I mean, little Blair has to be related to almost all of us!

 

[dragnlaw]

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yup, me too!

and yet my sons AND their kids can all say the alphabet backwards too!

I didn't dare let them know I have to mumble to myself while looking something up in the dictionary.

also.... any of you young'uns out there even know what a dictionary is????

 

[luckytrim]

"E" is for ................

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[luckytrim]

"F" is for ..................

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[Cooking Goddess]

Hello! You're in the produce department! Just pick up a little water on your fingers from one of the displays that spray the veggies. Easy-peasy!

That's how I've been doing it since a few months into the pandemic.

 

[Andy M.]

I hate Siri!

Me: Hey Siri, set a timer for one hour.

Siri: For how long?

Me: One hour.

Siri: How long?

Me: 60 minutes

Siri: Ok. I've set a timer for one hour.

Me: AARRRGGGHHH!!!!!

 

[Cooking Goddess]

Artificial Intelligence my eye. [emoji38]

Himself has a Fire tablet. We're always amused by Alexa's replies. When we want a real answer, though, we use one of our Android devices. Google even replies differently each time you thank her!

 

[luckytrim]

Me: "Alexa, I Love You !"
Alexa: "Aw, that makes me smile from speaker to speaker."

 

[Andy M.]

When I want to use a voice command to lookup something, I use Google. Much better answers.

 

[Katie H]

Hello! You're in the produce department! Just pick up a little water on your fingers from one of the displays that spray the veggies. Easy-peasy!

That's how I've been doing it since a few months into the pandemic.

Been doing this before the pandemic. Also, if you choose, keep some of the cart wipes and moisten your fingers with them.