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Old 08-02-2012, 12:37 PM   #1201
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Old 08-02-2012, 02:51 PM   #1202
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lol!!! :d
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Old 08-02-2012, 05:02 PM   #1203
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Old 08-02-2012, 05:05 PM   #1204
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Eeeeks!

Glad there wasn't a spare foot in there.....
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Old 08-02-2012, 05:19 PM   #1205
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Old 08-02-2012, 06:53 PM   #1206
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Old 08-03-2012, 08:42 AM   #1208
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Mrs LMB, you come up with the greatest funnies. Thanks!
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Old 08-03-2012, 09:11 AM   #1209
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Well thanks !! I guess it's just my twisted sense of humor. I find all sorts of things funny .. and here at DC I found an audience who also loves to laugh !!

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Old 08-03-2012, 10:13 AM   #1210
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I liked some of the restaurant signboards:















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Old 08-03-2012, 10:22 AM   #1211
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Old 08-03-2012, 11:20 AM   #1212
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Nice!

A Mexican place we go to has a great sigh along those lines, but it says: "FREE BEER!" and under, in smaller font "tomorrow".
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:16 PM   #1213
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Nice!

A Mexican place we go to has a great sigh along those lines, but it says: "FREE BEER!" and under, in smaller font "tomorrow".
Lol that's a little much in my opinion. What if you come back tomorrow for the free beer?? That's false advertising. It should say in smaller font "some other day" That's what I tell people who joke about not wanting to pay the check- "Sorry, today isn't free food day- that's some other day, but I'm not allowed to tell you when!"
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Old 08-03-2012, 02:11 PM   #1214
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Love the meatball one .. very funny signs !!!!
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:48 PM   #1215
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:54 PM   #1216
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These are fabulous!
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Old 08-03-2012, 07:01 PM   #1219
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um, yeah...we had the upholstery done...
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PF, just want you to know I was in Missoula once. Driving cross country, stopped on the outskirts at an old gas station. I don't know which was older. The gas station or the attendant. A big billboard stating Missoula, Capital of Bulls. We had our own ending to that statement.
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