Today's Funny

[Kylie1969]

These are all great today guys

 

[PrincessFiona60]

 

[Addie]

Oh yes Ma'm. Right from the Chef's own garden out back.

 

[MrsLMB]

 

[taxlady]

I love it. But, I don't think my cat would ever use the box again.

 

[Barbara L]

Now we know!

 

[chopper]

You are great at making me laugh!

 

[PrincessFiona60]

A woman was rushed to the hospital unexpectedly,
so she called her husband to bring her a few items from home.
One item on her list was comfortable underwear.

Not sure what she considered comfortable, he asked,
"How will I know which ones to pick?

"Hold them up and imagine them on me,"
she answered. "If you smile, put them back."

 

[Kylie1969]

Love them all

 

[Merlot]

Now we know!

I was just getting ready to post that one! so here are some more

 

[taxlady]

I have had a mammogram. I wouldn't inflict that on any man who wasn't insisting that I have another one.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

I have had a mammogram. I wouldn't inflict that on any man who wasn't insisting that I have another one.

I will gladly have a mammogram a year...having a bad result makes nice clean mammograms a thing of beauty.

 

[taxlady]

I will gladly have a mammogram a year...having a bad result makes nice clean mammograms a thing of beauty.

I can understand that. But, for those of us not particularly at risk, the results are just too iffy. I would probably rather have a biopsy if I had a lump. I do the Feel Your Boobies thing.

 

[taxlady]

 

[PrincessFiona60]

I can understand that. But, for those of us not particularly at risk, the results are just too iffy. I would probably rather have a biopsy if I had a lump. I do the Feel Your Boobies thing.

I like Feel Your Boobies and Save The Ta-Tas

 

[MrsLMB]

 

[chopper]

LOL

 

[Barbara L]

This reminds me of a true story. Many years ago a convenience store in San Diego County asked the police to stop coming into their store every day (they went in for coffee, doughnuts, snacks, etc.) because it was "driving their customers away." I would not want the kind of customers that would be kept away by police merely being there! Anyway, the police obliged, and next thing you knew, the store was asking them to come back because they started getting robbed! Duh!

 

[Kylie1969]

They are both so funny guys

 

[MrsLMB]