Today's Funny
- Thread starter PrincessFiona60
- Start date
The friendliest place on the web for anyone that enjoys cooking.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
Dawgluver
Chef Extraordinaire
- Joined
- Apr 12, 2011
- Messages
- 25,033
Last edited:
Dawgluver
Chef Extraordinaire
- Joined
- Apr 12, 2011
- Messages
- 25,033
Friends on LOW actually had a full polar bear skin rug, complete with head. When I was a kid, I could relate!
OP
OP
I really love Tardar...
Bolas De Fraile
Executive Chef
- Joined
- Oct 28, 2010
- Messages
- 3,191
yesterday a new tomb was found in Egypt, the mummy was wrapped in a strange way. In between each layer of cloth was chocolate and nuts, I think its Ferrero Rocher.
jharris
Sous Chef
[QUOTE="]
...I think its Ferrero Rocher.
[/QUOTE]
Laughing! It took me half a minute but.....Laughing!
...I think its Ferrero Rocher.
[/QUOTE]
Laughing! It took me half a minute but.....Laughing!
Last edited by a moderator:
I wonder what they are yelling about. That was pretty funny, but I really liked that last one.
Kathleen
Cupcake
This 6th Grader Deserves an A!
Last edited by a moderator:
OP
OP
No pic, Kathleen...
Dawgluver
Chef Extraordinaire
- Joined
- Apr 12, 2011
- Messages
- 25,033
I see it...very baconny!
Last edited:
jharris
Sous Chef
OP
OP
Okay, now I see it! Wonder where it was hiding before...must've been bacon-napped.
CWS4322
Chef Extraordinaire
I couldn't help but think of Pac (or maybe this is the one Kathleen posted--if so I missed it):
Last edited by a moderator:
tinlizzie
Head Chef
I wonder what the goats think when they hear humans yelling.I wonder what they are yelling about. That was pretty funny, but I really liked that last one.
Snip 13
Master Chef
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney
