Cooking Goddess
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So....if he does your math, and you do his spelling, you can both be perfect.
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Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Close to it. I spent close to 400 dollars for groceries this last trip. When I came home I tore off the total and left only the taxes on the bottom. I handed him the long two sided piece of paper. All right smart ass, how much did I spend. In less than 60 seconds he came up with the exact total. I just hate showoffs!
His biggest regret is that he never took advanced mathematics in high school. I blame the school. They knew how good he was with it and failed to provide him with the opportunities.
Kaneohegirlinaz
Wannabe TV Chef
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I left the sprinkler on overnight...went outside and the succulent I had planted in a milk can was 6 inches above the can! I couldn't believe that the potting soil had expanded so much. Then I remembered I had placed empty water bottles in the bottom before adding the soil. With over watering and no drainage, the bottles became buoyant.
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Another...I poured another cup of coffee, using the cup I had used the night before. My coffee was good but had an odd flavor...it wasn't MY used coffee cup, it was the cup Shrek used for some beef Better Than Bouillon...
Kaneohegirlinaz
Wannabe TV Chef
Another...I poured another cup of coffee, using the cup I had used the night before. My coffee was good but had an odd flavor...it wasn't MY used coffee cup, it was the cup Shrek used for some beef Better Than Bouillon...
Cooking Goddess
Chef Extraordinaire
...and that's how Princess Fiona invented "Better Than Caffeine"...Another...I poured another cup of coffee, using the cup I had used the night before. My coffee was good but had an odd flavor...it wasn't MY used coffee cup, it was the cup Shrek used for some beef Better Than Bouillon...
Kaneohegirlinaz
Wannabe TV Chef
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
These are delightful. Just keep them coming. Everyone needs a good daily laugh. Thanks.
Kaneohegirlinaz
Wannabe TV Chef
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
That is definitely Pirate! Or maybe it was Spike! Aha! It was both of them. I just wished the angel had warned me.
Farmer Jon
Sous Chef
I hate washing dishes.
Kaneohegirlinaz
Wannabe TV Chef
Kaneohegirlinaz
Wannabe TV Chef
Just Cooking
Master Chef
K-Girl..
LOL...You just might have been on a couple of our back and forth trips to Cali, when we lived in Missouri...
Ross
LOL...You just might have been on a couple of our back and forth trips to Cali, when we lived in Missouri...
Ross
Kaneohegirlinaz
Wannabe TV Chef
BAHAHAHA!
DH asked me what I was laughing at, so I read this one to him...
"Is that a bad thing?"
DH asked me what I was laughing at, so I read this one to him...
"Is that a bad thing?"
Just Cooking
Master Chef
BAHAHAHA!
DH asked me what I was laughing at, so I read this one to him...
"Is that a bad thing?"
That's a good thing... Jennie would shake her head because I'd pick out stuff I never do for home consumption...
Ross
Cooking Goddess
Chef Extraordinaire
Isn't road food an excuse to eat things you normally wouldn't? I hope it is. Otherwise we're in trouble for the TJ'S coconut cashews and the package of soft double chocolate cookies and all of the other yummies we had in our snack basket at the start of our trip. At least we had a cooler filled with zip bags full of fresh fruit and veggies, too.
Just Cooking
Master Chef
+1 @ CG...
Somehow I always forgot the fruit and veggie bags...
Ross
Somehow I always forgot the fruit and veggie bags...
Ross
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