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Old 11-13-2005, 09:04 PM   #21
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What kind of recital cartwheel?
Congrats on the good grade! COOOOOL!
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Old 11-14-2005, 05:52 PM   #22
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Feed him well, Hes getting better looking each time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tommy Boy is here again, in Pageland South Carolina " Watermelon Capitol of the World" !

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Old 11-14-2005, 06:16 PM   #23
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Hey, he must be a fan of Starbucks. He's back in Issaquah!
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Old 11-14-2005, 09:20 PM   #24
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He got curious what it would be like to be in a country with no Thanksgiving and headed off to the green hills of Ireland....
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Old 11-14-2005, 11:18 PM   #25
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pdswife it is a honors recital on Sunday. I play the piano so does that answer you question?

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Old 11-14-2005, 11:26 PM   #26
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He came to Hawaii for a tan and to see an eye doctor.

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Old 11-15-2005, 12:23 AM   #27
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Questioning Wasabi's claim that you get the best tan slathered in butter and lying in an oven, Tom has hurried back to Pageland, SC.



Here Tom, get your sleeping bag ready--

Tom? Tom? Where are you Tom?

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Old 11-15-2005, 01:10 AM   #28
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And now he's in Oregon! Portland to be exact!
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Old 11-15-2005, 01:58 AM   #29
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Barbara Get That Bag Open Here Comes Tommy Boy Again !
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Old 11-16-2005, 12:48 PM   #30
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I'll save this poor bird.... He rests right in front of the radiator, ignoring the awful weather... I won`t tell him we have turkey steaks for dinner.....
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Old 11-16-2005, 03:43 PM   #31
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Be very, very, quite ! Here Tommy , Here Tommy, here he comes now.........................
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I missed him, Who goes Next ?
Thats not the way the script was to go !!!!!!!
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Old 11-16-2005, 03:50 PM   #33
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yes maidrite? you called? (my friends and family have always called me tommy)

no, i don't believe you that there is a hamburger in that big dark sack you are holding...

well, the toikey just made it to joisey, so we stopped off in the bada bing for a few cold ones. he said he's seen much larger breasts at the the butterball plant, so we left.
aww geez, now he's covered in glitter. boy his wife is gonna be angry...
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As it happened after their visit to the beer joint Bucky dragged the toikey to a bowling alley and keep throwing him at a bunch of pilgrims in order to top off his record, therefore he came back to Rome to take a refuge!!

Toikey said he was not so impressed with his "Turkey bowling king" trophey!!
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he's back in cleveland... this time chasing me for opening the oven door !!!!!!!!
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He's outside visiting with the chickens.
He wants to spend the night but I'm sending him
on to YOU!
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Here he is again, I am so tired of chasing this turkey ................ Ok you can stay and watch some TV with us ! Barbara get the Bag Quick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't give up that easy !
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Dove just chased him out the door..she said Turkey meat makes little dogs sick...(she is right. It can cause Pancreitis,sp?)
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Im not sure, if he wants to come back to cold Hannover again... but I can`t sent him to prague, 'cause Frank isn`t going
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Old 11-17-2005, 05:21 PM   #40
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SHUUU.............. BE very,very, quite we are HUNTING TOM TURKEY, I will get you ,you Screwly Turkey You............... BARBARA get that Pan You HIT ME IN THE HEAD With ......ah You all never heard that , Get the Bag Hurry it up ..................... There he is ! GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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