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Old 04-19-2008, 02:49 PM   #18241
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Old 04-19-2008, 03:06 PM   #18242
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mine hurt, lol
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Old 04-19-2008, 07:01 PM   #18244
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Old 04-19-2008, 07:09 PM   #18245
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Old 04-19-2008, 07:58 PM   #18247
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Old 04-19-2008, 08:11 PM   #18248
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Old 04-20-2008, 08:17 AM   #18251
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Old 04-20-2008, 09:25 AM   #18255
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