It IS Minnesota. You know what happened? It tasted good. It had flavor. Then..... you walked away.
THE FLAVOR FAIRY STOLE IT!!!!!!!!
She (or he) comes when you aren't looking and takes the taste out of all the food in the land!!!
Now had you been on a coast, the opposite would happen. THIER flavor fairy buys the stolen stuff from the Midwestern one and puts it IN the other food!!!!