I cannot get new dishwasher, my curent one refuses to let go of, me she says I am too good of a husband to get rid off. I will have to keep curent DW (dear wife) for a while. But in all the truth I have very little complains, especially when it comes to washing dishes, she does pretty good job.

Ok, i'm going to run now and hide bofore somebody hits me hard.

Sorry, when I so DW, I just could not help my self.