>An old dog gets lost in a jungle. Wandering about, he notices a young
>Leopard heading in his direction, with the intention of having lunch.
>thinks, "Oh, oh! Here comes trouble!" Spotting some bones on the
>close by, he quickly sits down to chew on a bone, with his back to
>Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Boy,
>one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"
>Hearing this, the leopard aborts his attack, practically in
>look of terror he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", he says, That
>That old dog nearly had me!"
>Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
>figures he can trade this knowledge for protection from the leopard.
>he goes, but the old dog sees him heading after the leopard, and
>something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard,
>the beans, and strikes a deal for himself.
>The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
>monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that
>The old dog sees the leopard coming, with the monkey on his back. But
>instead of running, he sits down again with his back to his
>he hasn't seen them yet. Just when they get close enough to hear the
>rascal loudly says: "Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off an hour
>me another leopard!"
>Moral(s) of this story:
>1.) Age and treachery will always overcome youth, skill and idealism.
>2.) Bull and brilliance only come with age and experience.
>3.) Don't mess with senior citizens.
:lol: :lol: O Marge, that sounds like something my Mammaw would come up with!:rofl: I love it!!
That was great! Thanks, Marge!:rofl:
that was a good one...Thank you :lol:
So glad you all liked it..
I'm going to print this for my mom. She's turning 75 tomorrow, bless her heart. -Sandyj
By saying "Bless her heart" she can get away with anything she wants..LOL Happy Birthday to her. I'll be 72 in Dec. so I'll just enjoy being 71 awhile longer. My body knows that but I can't believe it. I don't feel any different than I did 100 years ago.
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