Gotta love old men

[Clutch]

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court.

I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.


[FONT=Courier
New]The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.[/FONT]

The old man kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

 

[SizzlininIN]

.....passing this one along!

 

[Uncle Bob]

"Old Age and treachery defeat youth and speed"

 

[Constance]

I love it!

 

[Katie H]

Omigawd, that is just too funny!

Great laugh to start my day.

Thanks.

 

[redkitty]

Oh man, after a crap afternoon I soooo needed to laugh!!! Thanks for that!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

AWSOME!!!

 

[Loprraine]

 

[TATTRAT]

 

[shpj4]

Great story - I really enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing.

 

[jeanettemn]

Great story, Thank you

 

[Clutch]

Wow, that did better than I thought! Thank you all!

I'll have to share some others soon!

 

[americanwit]

That's pretty funny. Sounds like my old man.