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Guts 04-07-2007 10:26 AM

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband:

"I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies: "Your eyesight's **** near perfect."

He never even heard the shot...

shpj4 04-07-2007 05:27 PM

Guts - you really had me laughing after I read your thread.

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