A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband:
"I look horrible, and I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies: "Your eyesight's **** near perfect."
He never even heard the shot...
Guts - you really had me laughing after I read your thread.
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