Facebook has "pirate english". Way at the bottom of the page there is a language link. Click it and choose English, Pirate.
Avast, ye scurrilous facebook page be magically transformed into the language o' th' Pirate! But fear not, ye can keelhaul it if'n ye be unworthy of the language of the Pirate!
(I have had my FB page on Pirate for a while now, I kind of like it.)