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Kylie1969 09-30-2012 05:11 PM

Dang indeed :lol:

Merlot 09-30-2012 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60 (Post 1190672)
dang

No kidding. When I am 92 (notice I say "when") I am going to smoke, drink and eat my heart out! (Of course then I will have to ask forgiveness for abusing my body... :ermm: I could go at anytime!)

Addie 09-30-2012 07:22 PM

I am 73 and I have decided to do what makes me the happiest. I have congestive heart failure along with a plethera of other health problems. So don't tell me to stop so I can live longer. That only means I will develop more health problems. I have enough, thank you. :angel:

MrsLMB 09-30-2012 08:33 PM

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Merlot 09-30-2012 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1190725)

I want those!

PrincessFiona60 09-30-2012 09:16 PM

Oh, I must have!

PrincessFiona60 09-30-2012 09:21 PM

more than most

Cindercat 09-30-2012 11:14 PM

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Merlot 10-01-2012 06:38 AM

:smile:

Merlot 10-01-2012 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60 (Post 1190750)
Oh, I must have!

What Happened? Bandages - Urban Outfitters

I actually ordered some... talk about a impulsive purchase :huh:

MrsLMB 10-01-2012 06:53 AM

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mollyanne 10-01-2012 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Merlot (Post 1190798)
What Happened? Bandages - Urban Outfitters

I actually ordered some... talk about a impulsive purchase :huh:

Now that's funny :lol:


Trick or Treat:

Merlot 10-01-2012 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mollyanne (Post 1190804)
Now that's funny :lol:


Trick or Treat:

I can't help it, I have no control over my actions :lol:

Cute dog, wonder if my cat would let me do that.... :glare:

Merlot 10-01-2012 09:19 AM

Dogshaming cute and good for a laugh!

PrincessFiona60 10-01-2012 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Merlot (Post 1190798)
What Happened? Bandages - Urban Outfitters

I actually ordered some... talk about a impulsive purchase :huh:

Thanks for spreading the joy...:huh::rofl::lol:

babetoo 10-01-2012 03:32 PM

my granddaughter was supposed to drop off a vaccum on my front porch. that was three days ago. this a.m i called to see if she had forgotten. she said she left it there. i searched and no vac. she went on about it for a long time.i figured someone had taken it. then she started to really laugh and laugh. she hadn't left it, got to busy. i will not tell you what i called her. it was funny .

Kylie1969 10-01-2012 04:36 PM

They are brilliant! :lol:

Kylie1969 10-01-2012 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cindercat (Post 1190776)

These are great CC :lol:

PrincessFiona60 10-01-2012 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by babetoo (Post 1190863)
my granddaughter was supposed to drop off a vaccum on my front porch. that was three days ago. this a.m i called to see if she had forgotten. she said she left it there. i searched and no vac. she went on about it for a long time.i figured someone had taken it. then she started to really laugh and laugh. she hadn't left it, got to busy. i will not tell you what i called her. it was funny .

That happens to me all the time, I know i did something, but I must have just thought I did it.

I was describing one of the more obnoxious (and often hilarious) side effects of my medications to Shrek, he almost fell out of the car, he did spray the windshield with Perrier out his nose.

Addie 10-01-2012 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by babetoo (Post 1190863)
my granddaughter was supposed to drop off a vaccum on my front porch. that was three days ago. this a.m i called to see if she had forgotten. she said she left it there. i searched and no vac. she went on about it for a long time.i figured someone had taken it. then she started to really laugh and laugh. she hadn't left it, got to busy. i will not tell you what i called her. it was funny .

You wonderful darling granddaughter was not one of the names you called her? Hmmmm.... :angel:


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