Today's Funny

[Andy M.]

You provide your shoe size and DOB, the rest is just shuffling the numbers around so it looks like magic.

There was a similar puzzle a while back involving a string of calculations ending up with your age or DOB. Supposedly it would nly work in that current year.

 

[MrsLMB]

 

[Dawgluver]

According to DH:



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[Kylie1969]

Love it DL

 

[Skittle68]

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[MrsLMB]

 

[Skittle68]

http://youtu.be/xVrJ8DxECbg


Oh my god, this is hilarious (search for invisible driver prank if the link doesn't work for you)

 

[taxlady]

From George Takei:

 

[babetoo]

oh my gosh that is funny. i can certainly relate.
good one tax lady.

 

[Kylie1969]

 

[taxlady]

From #OverlyHonestMethods Captures All The Hilarious Science Not Fit For Publication (TWEETS)

Things that scientists post on twitter, but not in the stuff they publish. Some of my favourites:

• 500 kW laser pulses were employed BECAUSE LASERS. Pew pew.
• LITERATURE CITED (but not actually read)
• The effects of TOR pathway disruption in C. elegans were not explored further because that ****'s lethal & I dont wanna
• Before measurement, samples were kept free from contamination & if we dropped any we totally followed the 5 second rule
• We know it's pointless but we did it anyway because somebody was stupid enough to give us funding for it.
• we didn't test as many clams as oysters because we're pretty sure someone found the samples and ate them

 

[Somebunny]

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[Skittle68]

Lol... I love this thread...

 

[Dawgluver]

^^ all!



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[Kylie1969]

 

[MrsLMB]

 

[Kylie1969]

Love it MrsL

 

[taxlady]

Love it MrsL

That is a good one. I have certainly had days like that.

 

[MrsLMB]

 

[PrincessFiona60]

That one cracks me up every time!