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Somebunny 01-11-2013 01:15 AM

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Kylie1969 01-11-2013 04:37 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

MrsLMB 01-11-2013 08:34 AM

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Somebunny 01-11-2013 03:21 PM

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Kylie1969 01-11-2013 04:32 PM

Love them guys :rofl:

MrsLMB 01-12-2013 08:06 AM

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PrincessFiona60 01-12-2013 03:17 PM

Some Pretty Good Science Here !!!!

Not a pretty story... About 200 dead crows near Boston.

There was concern for Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.
However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impacts.
The State engaged a Behavioral Ornithologist to determine the reason(s) for the disproportionate percentages of truck versus car kill.
The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.
When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

The conclusion was that the look-out crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."

MrsLMB 01-12-2013 04:05 PM

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MrsLMB 01-12-2013 04:06 PM

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chopper 01-12-2013 04:27 PM

:rofl:
Quote:

Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60 (Post 1228406)
Some Pretty Good Science Here !!!!

Not a pretty story... About 200 dead crows near Boston.

There was concern for Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows and confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.
However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impacts.
The State engaged a Behavioral Ornithologist to determine the reason(s) for the disproportionate percentages of truck versus car kill.
The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.
When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of impending danger.

The conclusion was that the look-out crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."

:rofl::rofl::rofl:LMAO

chopper 01-12-2013 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1228422)

I I love it!!!!

taxlady 01-12-2013 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by chopper (Post 1228435)
:rofl:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:LMAO

+1 :lol:

taxlady 01-12-2013 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1228422)

I guess it depends on the font.

Andy M. 01-12-2013 04:37 PM

I had to read it over 4 times to get it. I kept focusing on the numbers.

PrincessFiona60 01-12-2013 04:38 PM

I found the mistake...it has nothing to do with font...

taxlady 01-12-2013 04:43 PM

The hubster just shared this on Facebook:

Chicken flavour :rofl: :rofl:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...35885625_n.jpg

taxlady 01-12-2013 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60 (Post 1228452)
I found the mistake...it has nothing to do with font...

Dang, you're right. I even looked for misspellings. :rolleyes:

Kylie1969 01-12-2013 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1228422)

I couldnt find it at first, but after looking at it a few times, I spotted it :wink:

PrincessFiona60 01-12-2013 04:45 PM

But still, the mistake has absolutely NOTHing to do with the font. Read the sentence again, don't look at the numbers.

Andy M. 01-12-2013 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by taxlady (Post 1228457)
The hubster just shared this on Facebook:

Chicken flavour :rofl: :rofl:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...35885625_n.jpg

That is just wrong on every level.


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