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CWS4322 04-13-2013 08:33 AM

I'd be more concerned that he's starting it on his leg and not the ground.

Which reminds me, I think Husqvarna has a warning not to operate a chain saw naked.

chopper 04-13-2013 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1257969)
Take a look - do you see anything dangerous about this

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...8cca23b79d.jpg

Yep, that's right - no safety goggles or ear muffs!

:rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol:

chopper 04-13-2013 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CWS4322 (Post 1257975)
I'd be more concerned that he's starting it on his leg and not the ground.

Which reminds me, I think Husqvarna has a warning not to operate a chain saw naked.

When thy type up those kinds of warnings it is usually because someone has done it. :ohmy::wacko::lol:

CWS4322 04-13-2013 09:25 AM

I better not let the girls see this...and I've hidden the hair dryer.

taxlady 04-13-2013 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1257969)
Take a look - do you see anything dangerous about this

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...8cca23b79d.jpg

Yep, that's right - no safety goggles or ear muffs!

Oh dear!

I'm reminded of a story. When my exDH went to the one-day gun safety course required for a firearms handler's permit, they read out a list of stupid gun accidents from the previous year.

One dude got a cartridge jammed in his lever action rifle. So, he braced it on his foot and worked the lever back and forth. It unjammed the cartridge. He doesn't have as many toes as he used to have. :wacko:

Another one: Two guys, who couldn't swim, and weren't wearing life vests, in a canoe, saw a moose on the shore. One of them stood up and shot at the moose. They both drowned.

Addie 04-13-2013 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by taxlady (Post 1257997)
Oh dear!

I'm reminded of a story. When my exDH went to the one-day gun safety course required for a firearms handler's permit, they read out a list of stupid gun accidents from the previous year.

One dude got a cartridge jammed in his lever action rifle. So, he braced it on his foot and worked the lever back and forth. It unjammed the cartridge. He doesn't have as many toes as he used to have. :wacko:

Another one: Two guys, who couldn't swim, and weren't wearing life vests, in a canoe, saw a moose on the shore. One of them stood up and shot at the moose. They both drowned.

:wacko: Has no one noticed that the cutting part is BETWEEN his legs? Does he not want a family? :angel:

taxlady 04-13-2013 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Addie (Post 1258008)
:wacko: Has no one noticed that the cutting part is BETWEEN his legs? Does he not want a family? :angel:

That would be an unusual Darwin Award. :ohmy: :lol:

:angel::angel:

Dawgluver 04-13-2013 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by taxlady (Post 1258014)
That would be an unusual Darwin Award. :ohmy: :lol:

:angel::angel:

+1

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Dawgluver 04-13-2013 06:35 PM

:lol: another Takei


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taxlady 04-13-2013 06:38 PM

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Kylie1969 04-13-2013 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1257969)
Take a look - do you see anything dangerous about this

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...8cca23b79d.jpg

Yep, that's right - no safety goggles or ear muffs!

OMG :ohmy: :rofl: :rofl:

Kylie1969 04-13-2013 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CWS4322 (Post 1257990)
I better not let the girls see this...and I've hidden the hair dryer.

So funny :rofl: :rofl:

MrsLMB 04-13-2013 09:40 PM

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PrincessFiona60 04-13-2013 09:42 PM

LOL!!

Kylie1969 04-14-2013 12:31 AM

:lol: :lol:

CWS4322 04-14-2013 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1258147)

LOL! Since when could cats read recipes? Doesn't every recipe say "add catnip" in the eyes of a cat???

MrsLMB 04-14-2013 08:45 AM

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PrincessFiona60 04-14-2013 10:42 AM

ROFL!!!

Zereh 04-14-2013 03:19 PM

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Dawgluver 04-14-2013 04:10 PM

Love it! I feel much safer.


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