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Dawgluver 05-04-2013 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1264703)
In Honor of Tomorrow

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PrincessFiona60 05-04-2013 11:39 AM

"Right! Stop that! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed!"

Zhizara 05-04-2013 05:20 PM

Good one, Dawg! I LOVE Futerama!

Kylie1969 05-04-2013 05:53 PM

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Dawgluver 05-04-2013 06:20 PM

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tinlizzie 05-04-2013 06:54 PM

Oh, my side!

PrincessFiona60 05-04-2013 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dawgluver (Post 1264861)

Just trying to get all the Tardar off her teeth!

taxlady 05-04-2013 08:00 PM

Secret Cat Diary



DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed (again).
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...
DAY 768- I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

MrsLMB 05-04-2013 08:11 PM

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Kylie1969 05-04-2013 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1264887)

Love it :lol:

Dawgluver 05-04-2013 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taxlady (Post 1264881)
Secret Cat Diary

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed (again).
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...
DAY 768- I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

:rofl: :lol:

Dawgluver 05-04-2013 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60 (Post 1264871)

Just trying to get all the Tardar off her teeth!

:lol: I'll get her a Placker!

Kylie1969 05-04-2013 08:19 PM

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Dawgluver 05-04-2013 08:31 PM

:rofl: :rofl:

Kylie, you're on a roll!

Zhizara 05-04-2013 08:32 PM

:lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol::ohmy: Thanks, gasp! Laughing helplessly!

Addie 05-04-2013 09:11 PM

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: The pain in my side from laughter is now stronger than the pain in my leg. Thanks. :angel:


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