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GotGarlic 09-27-2013 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dawgluver (Post 1304031)
^^^:lol:

Is this true, Taxlady?

In Germany, it's Fahrt. And the equivalent of our Surgeon General is the Gesundheit Minister :rofl:

Dawgluver 09-27-2013 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GotGarlic (Post 1304175)

In Germany, it's Fahrt. And the equivalent of our Surgeon General is the Gesundheit Minister :rofl:

:rofl:

Years ago, German friends had a big wedding anniversary, and I wanted to decorate t shirts for them with the German equivalent of "Old Fart" and "Old Fart's Wife". (Well, I thought it was funny at the time....). Anyway, pre-internet, I couldn't find anyone to translate fart, finally asked the German couple, apparently it was something like firtzen. The t shirts turned out cute, though probably not grammatically correct.

Rocket_J_Dawg 09-27-2013 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by GotGarlic (Post 1304175)
In Germany, it's Fahrt. And the equivalent of our Surgeon General is the Gesundheit Minister :rofl:

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...6e230e17a8.jpg

bakechef 09-27-2013 08:04 PM

https://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/09/texts-from-my-cat/

This is some funny stuff.

Dawgluver 09-27-2013 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bakechef (Post 1304291)

:lol:

taxlady 09-27-2013 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bakechef (Post 1304291)
Texts From My Cat

This is some funny stuff.

:lol:

PrincessFiona60 09-27-2013 09:11 PM

those were just plain hilarious...

bakechef 09-28-2013 06:14 AM

As much of a drama queen as Oscar is when we're late getting up to give him treats, I imagine that his texts would be similar...

MrsLMB 09-28-2013 07:44 PM

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...42280fbf73.gif

taxlady 09-28-2013 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1304595)

:lol::rofl::rofl:

Okay, I caught my breath. :lol:

That's me.

MrsLMB 09-29-2013 09:22 AM

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...7124f3cdf7.jpg

PrincessFiona60 09-29-2013 10:02 AM

I guess that's better than having a boob tuck...and tucking those into your panty hose.

PrincessFiona60 09-29-2013 01:29 PM

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rofl!

Dawgluver 09-29-2013 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60 (Post 1304845)
rofl!

:rofl:

Somebunny 09-29-2013 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dawgluver (Post 1304852)

:rofl:

+1 lol!

taxlady 09-29-2013 03:20 PM

What kind of tea... :rofl:

PrincessFiona60 09-29-2013 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by taxlady (Post 1304906)
What kind of tea... :rofl:

You want a good giggle, find this movie Saving Grace (2000) - IMDb

MrsLMB 09-30-2013 07:36 AM

This has happened to me more times than I care to admit LOL

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...2f330c6be6.jpg

taxlady 09-30-2013 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1305076)
This has happened to me more times than I care to admit LOL

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...2f330c6be6.jpg

:ohmy: :lol:

How about when the browser crashes with 30 tabs open and restarts that session and there is music coming from more than one tab. :ermm:

bakechef 09-30-2013 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by taxlady (Post 1305167)
:ohmy: :lol:

How about when the browser crashes with 30 tabs open and restarts that session and there is music coming from more than one tab. :ermm:

One day I counted 27 open tabs on rob's laptop... And he wonders why videos on youtube stutter and struggle to play. That doesn't count any other programs he might have open.


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