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Addie 06-28-2014 04:45 PM

Sung to the tune of "These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataract, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses.
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

PrincessFiona60 06-28-2014 05:00 PM

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ROFL!!!

taxlady 06-28-2014 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60 (Post 1371567)
ROFL!!!

But is it certified organic?

MrsLMB 06-29-2014 04:56 AM

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...43fbf2b899.jpg

Zhizara 06-29-2014 07:01 AM

Better on his hands instead of in the pot. I hate it when I take off those shaker tops!

GotGarlic 06-29-2014 12:29 PM

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Closed on Sunday, in the name of the lard. (stolen from a Facebook commenter)

MrsLMB 06-30-2014 06:53 AM

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PrincessFiona60 06-30-2014 07:01 AM

LOL!

MrsLMB 07-01-2014 07:05 AM

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...349591fec1.jpg

Zhizara 07-01-2014 11:29 AM

LOL! It sure looked like it at first.

cave76 07-01-2014 11:37 AM

This may or may not be funny unless 'funny' can be interpreted as 'strange'.

https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1884000/original.jpg

KFC Chicken Turns Out To Be Deep-Fried Paper Towel (PHOTOS)

GotGarlic 07-01-2014 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by cave76 (Post 1372031)
This may or may not be funny unless 'funny' can be interpreted as 'strange'.

If you read back a few pages, you'll see that it's not :smile:

GotGarlic 07-01-2014 04:22 PM

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Hee hee!

Addie 07-01-2014 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GotGarlic (Post 1372072)
Hee hee!

Oh dear! Those clouds have to be hanging out over the Mid-West. :angel:

PrincessFiona60 07-01-2014 06:30 PM

I've seen this several times and each time have a difficult time seeing the puppies.

MrsLMB 07-02-2014 06:19 AM

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...e16533836c.jpg

PrincessFiona60 07-02-2014 07:31 AM

LOL!! I always mop the floor after Shrek fills the ice cube trays.

Addie 07-02-2014 09:20 AM

I have two ice trays somewhere. But not in the freezer. They may still be in their wrap from when I bought them. I should dig them out. :angel:

Cooking Goddess 07-02-2014 10:32 AM

That's life at our daughter's place. I absolutely love our refrigerator ice maker, especially in weather like this summer's. Alas, she rents and has what she has.

Zhizara 07-02-2014 10:47 AM

I'm lucky that there's a large ice maker downstairs in the community room. If I need ice, I just take a zip bag downstairs and fill it up.

No more ice trays taking up valuable room in my freezer. I rarely use ice as I don't like my beverages watered down.


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