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Cooking Goddess 07-15-2014 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60 (Post 1374798)
I love Walter, he's such a grump!

I enjoy Jeff Dunham's humor!

Alright, just stating up front this is NOT a political statement. Just a visual comparison. And you have to admit there is a resemblance...

https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/73...13b80d118f.jpg

Cooking Goddess 07-15-2014 02:10 AM

If you like parody songs, you need to "meet" Tim Hawkins. Like Weird Al, he uses a familiar song and writes his own words. One of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpFD-kgQxnI

creative 07-15-2014 04:18 AM

The host proudly boasted "I've been cooking for 15 years...."

The guest replied "It should be done by now then..." :ermm:

MrsLMB 07-15-2014 07:44 AM

Two Lawyers

Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.

“Look,” said one to the other, “let's be honest with each other.”

“Okay, you first,” replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion. :wacko:

MrsLMB 07-15-2014 07:45 AM

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...861fc50622.jpg

PrincessFiona60 07-15-2014 07:54 AM

absolutely!

chiklitmanfan 07-15-2014 01:56 PM

A society matron threw an elaborate dinner for her close friends. Everything was going smoothly until her head cook called her back to the kitchen in a panic and exclaimed "I have run out of Tapioca for the pudding!" The lady took a quick look in the pantry and spied a box of loose birdshot. "Just throw this in" she instructed, "they've all had too much wine to know the difference." The next day the hostess began to phone her guests out of guilt to confess. On her first call, she confessed "I put buckshot in the tapioca pudding." Her guest answered "I was just about to call you to apologize as well. Last night, after dinner, I bent over to tie my shoe and shot your cat."

taxlady 07-15-2014 02:17 PM

Go squirrel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsuVLsDyln4&feature=kp

Zhizara 07-15-2014 06:10 PM

Thanks, Taxy! That was great.

taxlady 07-15-2014 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhizara (Post 1375163)
Thanks, Taxy! That was great.

I'm glad you liked it.

It's a wild squirrel. They started with just one obstacle and kept adding as the squirrel learned the new obstacles.

Andy M. 07-15-2014 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by taxlady (Post 1375183)
I'm glad you liked it.

It's a wild squirrel. They started with just one obstacle and kept adding as the squirrel learned the new obstacles.


I wonder why the squirrel didn't just climb the pole where the food is instead of running the maze.

taxlady 07-15-2014 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Andy M. (Post 1375189)
I wonder why the squirrel didn't just climb the pole where the food is instead of running the maze.

I would imagine they have really good baffles on that pole. On the other hand, the squirrel may just be having fun.

Zhizara 07-15-2014 09:39 PM

I especially liked how well the video matched the music.

Addie 07-15-2014 11:08 PM

It was a sunny and pleasant Saturday morning. The wife was in the house doing her spring cleaning. The husband decided to go out and work on the motor in his car giving it a tune up. He takes different parts out, cleans them and then puts them back, going on to the rest of the motor. Finally he's working on the last part and is putting it back in. He has the last screw in his hand and the screwdriver slips and makes a nasty gouge right across his hand. There is blood everywhere.

The moral of the story?

You can get blood out of a tune up!.

I am running as fast as my short legs will go. :angel:

Cooking Goddess 07-16-2014 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by taxlady (Post 1375183)
I'm glad you liked it.

It's a wild squirrel. They started with just one obstacle and kept adding as the squirrel learned the new obstacles.

I don't know what amazes me more, the fact that the squirrel actually mastered that course or that humans put that much time and work into building it! Cute video taxy, thanks!

PrincessFiona60 07-16-2014 07:01 AM

After watching Mission Impossible Squirrel, I was intrigued by a video at the end. While it is NOT funny, it is very heart warming. It is an hour long and I watched the whole thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZlu0RciMU0

GotGarlic 07-16-2014 09:37 AM

Huge cute factor!
https://www.dailydot.com/lol/cute-kitten-reflexes/

taxlady 07-16-2014 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by GotGarlic (Post 1375274)

I've seen it before, but yes, huge cute factor.

Andy M. 07-16-2014 10:40 AM

For those who care, this is funny.

For those who don't, this is instructional.


Weird Al airs all his grammar grievances in hilarious spoof of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" | 22 Words

taxlady 07-16-2014 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Andy M. (Post 1375300)
For those who care, this is funny.

For those who don't, this is instructional.


Weird Al airs all his grammar grievances in hilarious spoof of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" | 22 Words

It's been all over FaceBook this morning. I love it.


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