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TATTRAT 11-14-2017 07:30 PM

I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

Kaneohegirlinaz 11-14-2017 07:39 PM

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i used to sell security alarms door to door, and i was really good at it.

If no one was home, i would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.



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PrincessFiona60 11-14-2017 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TATTRAT (Post 1531681)
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Kaneohegirlinaz 11-14-2017 09:17 PM

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Addie 11-14-2017 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TATTRAT (Post 1531681)
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

Good one Tat. :rofl:

taxlady 11-15-2017 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TATTRAT (Post 1531681)
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.

If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

:ohmy:
That could work.

dragnlaw 11-16-2017 07:33 AM

That's good Tat!

Goes right along with my husband finding a car unlocked at a train station or somewhere. He would write up the ticket, put it on the front seat and lock the doors.

rodentraiser 11-27-2017 08:21 PM

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Yes, this is what we call them.

taxlady 11-27-2017 10:06 PM

:ohmy: :lol:

GotGarlic 11-28-2017 07:10 AM

:rofl:
https://youtu.be/YAzz-kxs_rk

dragnlaw 11-28-2017 07:52 AM

GG that's too funny! I actually know someone like that! :lol::rofl:

Katie H 11-28-2017 09:17 AM

Sounds like my youngest sister. She went grocery shopping with me when she was in one of her food "stages" and spent almost the whole time in the store "editing" everything I put in my cart. I'm a very patient person but I seriously considered jail time that day.

taxlady 11-28-2017 01:19 PM

I would have found it funnier if I didn't see far too much of that on FB. I particularly dislike the amount of nonsense that goes along with this. Then there are other friends who are so turned off by that nonsense that they rave about anyone trying to eat healthy.

TATTRAT 11-28-2017 02:27 PM

the CFL has beat anything I've seen in NFL celebrations this year.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WelcomeCar...restricted.gif

Cooking Goddess 11-28-2017 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GotGarlic (Post 1532866)

Funny because it's true, in some cases.
Sad because it's true, too, in some cases.

Diets: Pick it and stick to it. :wink: Sadly, I seem to be on the see-food diet lately...

Cooking Goddess 11-28-2017 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TATTRAT (Post 1532880)
the CFL has beat anything I've seen in NFL celebrations this year.

I dunno, TAT, I think the Eagles had a pretty good one themselves on Sunday:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJBvXySPz0Y

JustJoel 11-28-2017 07:18 PM

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Good one PF. :rofl::rofl:

Im sure youve heard that old joke:
St. Peter:What would you like to hear people say about you at your funeral?
Deceased: Hes still breathing!

Kaneohegirlinaz 11-29-2017 08:00 PM

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dragnlaw 11-30-2017 01:24 AM

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Kgirl... I was wondering where my glass got to!... gonna send a few dragonettes to have a little talk with that (poor) soul.

He will learn... if you can't take the heat - don't tickle the dragon....

harumph............

dragnlaw 11-30-2017 01:25 AM

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ooops...

I meant... (dang! how'd my baby pic get in there?)


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