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Addie 08-18-2018 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by Rascal (Post 1559862)
Cooking goddess I know exactly what you are saying. We have a lot of family sayings that are distinct to us. My grandkids all are familiar with them. It amuses me when my gks say something in front of their friends that only us know what it means, I hope it carries on.


Long live the rotary dial phone. Lets hope the grandmas of the world keep theirs.

luckytrim 08-20-2018 08:24 AM

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dragnlaw 08-20-2018 08:34 AM

or bowel control... :lol:

GotGarlic 08-22-2018 12:35 PM

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Just Cooking 08-22-2018 12:41 PM

That's too funny... Happens to me all the time as, I'm a two finger typist, always looking at the keyboard.. My daughter cracks up at some of the messages she gets from me.. :rofl::wacko:

Andy M. 08-22-2018 12:54 PM

Given my limited typing skills, I'm still not sure if it's better to manually type a text or correct the auto-correct version or dictate it and correct that.

Kaneohegirlinaz 08-22-2018 04:45 PM

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GotGarlic 08-29-2018 09:30 AM

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luckytrim 08-29-2018 09:40 AM

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Good One, GG.

I love Rock Parody 'toons !

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taxlady 08-29-2018 02:11 PM

GG, Lucky, good ones. The one with the horses took the longest to register.

luckytrim 08-30-2018 07:56 AM

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luckytrim 08-30-2018 09:58 AM

..In a Chicago Bar ...
A 71 year-old man is sitting in a Chicago bar... a beautiful, voluptuous young lady comes in and takes a seat at the bar near him. She is so beautiful, the old man can't help but stare.
The young lady notices him and moves toward him.
Before the old man has a chance to apologize, the Girl leans over, gazes into his eyes and says;
"I will do anything you want. Anything, no matter how weird or kinky, anything you desire"...
The old man was taken aback.
The girl continued, "Anything you can think of is fine with me. I have two rules only; I require $100, and whatever you want, you have to tell me in only three words."
The old man pondered this for a moment, took out his wallet and produced ten crisp $10 bills, handed them to the girl and said...................

."Paint my house".

Alix 08-30-2018 12:21 PM


TATTRAT 08-30-2018 04:46 PM

If pronouncing your B's like V's makes you sound Russian, than Soviet.

dragnlaw 08-30-2018 05:16 PM

Is it just me or is that backwards TATRAT.

which ever the case... it's funny! :lol::lol:

PrincessFiona60 08-30-2018 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by GotGarlic (Post 1561266)
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Andy M. 08-31-2018 07:49 PM

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This says it all.

PrincessFiona60 08-31-2018 08:00 PM


GotGarlic 08-31-2018 09:32 PM


Originally Posted by Andy M. (Post 1561628)
This says it all.

Like I was saying! :rofl:

Kaneohegirlinaz 09-01-2018 11:34 PM

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