Today's Funny

[Farmer Jon]

 

[Andy M.]

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Florida, right?

 

[luckytrim]

 

[GotGarlic]

2020 4evr!

 

[taxlady]

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Ain't that the truth!

 

[luckytrim]

 

[dragnlaw]

OMG.... can you imagine if that line had actually been in the movie?

We'd never hear the end of the theorizing! LOL too too funny

 

[GotGarlic]

OMG.... can you imagine if that line had actually been in the movie?

We'd never hear the end of the theorizing! LOL too too funny

Jeez, you're right lol The conspiracy theorists would be ALL. OVER. IT.

 

[Andy M.]

My buddy Dave was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.

Dave wanted two things:

• to learn how to invest his inheritance and,
• to find a wife to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.

Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

 

[luckytrim]

 

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[luckytrim]

 

[msmofet]

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ROTFL

Just put bag between your palms and then rub them a few times.

 

[dragnlaw]

Well, I was at the grocer's and a young boy at checking, trying to do exactly that... struggling to open a thin plastic bag..

I said "Go ahead, lick your fingers." He broke down laughing. I didn't expect to get such a reaction, we both chuckled thru-out the whole check-out.

 

[luckytrim]

 

[luckytrim]

End of Marriage Week .........

 

[luckytrim]

 

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