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CWS4322 08-14-2012 06:22 PM

I had to share this:


chopper 08-14-2012 08:41 PM


Originally Posted by Skittle68

+1 I HATE HATE HATE junk mail!!

Sales calls too. I've been getting this recorded sales call saying they have great news about my credit card account, but I've never had a credit card...

I get that same call a lot. I have credit cards but I would never answer to these calls!!!

Dawgluver 08-14-2012 10:49 PM

For the Brevelians. The Mothership.

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CWS4322 08-14-2012 11:00 PM


Originally Posted by Dawgluver (Post 1176043)
For the Brevelians. The Mothership.

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What? I thought the Mothership was PURPLE!

Dawgluver 08-14-2012 11:04 PM


Originally Posted by CWS4322
What? I thought the Mothership was PURPLE!

The color was off. Sorry.

Kylie1969 08-15-2012 02:45 AM


Originally Posted by Dawgluver (Post 1176043)
For the Brevelians. The Mothership.

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I love it

MrsLMB 08-15-2012 05:01 AM


Skittle68 08-15-2012 10:01 AM

Ah ha ha ha ha... That was my orange kitty's mama. She used to go CRAZY for catnip!! Catnip is related to mint, so she would rub her face up against yours and try to get to your mouth when you're brushing your teeth too. It was so cute!

My orange kitty and his mama:

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Boy I miss her... Another rescue. She was already older when I got her, so we only got to have her for 6 years.

lifesaver 08-15-2012 01:39 PM


Kylie1969 08-15-2012 04:10 PM


Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1176130)

Love it :lol:

MrsLMB 08-15-2012 06:00 PM


Cindercat 08-15-2012 10:16 PM

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taxlady 08-15-2012 10:55 PM

One of my favourite urban legends.

A young woman was in line for the lift at the ski hill. She had to pee, but it was a long line and she was already more than halfway. She figured she would use the facilities at the chalet at the top of the hill. It just got worse. By the time she was on the lift and near the top her back teeth were floating. She got off the lift and saw some bushes. She dashed over to the bushes, planted her ski poles, pulled down her trousers and the skis took off.

She was now heading down the slope with no ski poles and her trousers around her ankles. She was picking up speed, as one does when skiing crouched down. She was starting to panic. She couldn't use the beginner method of slowing down: just drag your bum. So, eventually, she tipped herself sideways and came to a stop. She was bruised and scraped and the Ski Patrol brought her to the first aid station.

There was a young man being patched up. He was pretty badly injured. He had skied into a tree and had broken several bones. When asked what happened he said, "I didn't see the tree because I was watching some b***h who was mooning me."

They rode to the hospital in the same ambulance.

Dawgluver 08-15-2012 10:57 PM


TATTRAT 08-15-2012 11:02 PM

Mike Rowe is one of my favorite Man Crushes, I would love to hang out, and have some beers with that guy.


Barbara L 08-16-2012 01:39 AM

Good night! Sleep tight!

Kylie1969 08-16-2012 03:24 AM

They are all great :lol:

MrsLMB 08-16-2012 06:42 AM


taxlady 08-16-2012 10:29 AM

Bed pugs :lol:

taxlady 08-16-2012 11:41 AM

I just got this from my mummy-in-law:
(Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!)
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol ...

The second worm in cigarette smoke


The third worm in chocolate syrup


The fourth worm in good, clean soil

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raised

her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have
That pretty much ended the service !!

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