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PrincessFiona60 08-30-2012 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1182202)
Not a funny but an awwwww !!!

HOW TO STOP A NIGHTMARE - YouTube


So cute!

Hoot 08-30-2012 07:14 PM

An elderly man was stopped by the police
around 2 a.m and was asked where he was
going at that time of night.


https://www.discusscooking.com/forums...icture5043.jpg

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects
it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture
at this time of night?"


The man replied, "That would be my wife."

Dawgluver 08-30-2012 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrsLMB
Not a funny but an awwwww !!!

HOW TO STOP A NIGHTMARE - YouTube

Cute! Momma cat is gorgeous. She reminds me of the one in the cat food commercial, Friskies?

Dawgluver 08-30-2012 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoot
An elderly man was stopped by the police
around 2 a.m and was asked where he was
going at that time of night.


The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects
it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture
at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."

:rofl: :rofl:

taxlady 08-30-2012 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1182202)
Not a funny but an awwwww !!!

HOW TO STOP A NIGHTMARE - YouTube

awwwww !!! is right.

taxlady 08-30-2012 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoot (Post 1182244)
An elderly man was stopped by the police
around 2 a.m and was asked where he was
going at that time of night.


https://www.discusscooking.com/forums...icture5043.jpg

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects
it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture
at this time of night?"


The man replied, "That would be my wife."

:rofl: Mwahaha

CWS4322 08-30-2012 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Addie (Post 1182191)
I wish there was an icon for shaking ones head in disbelief. Because that is what I am doing right now. I just love this thread. It is right up there with Chicken Chronicals. :angel:

It could be worse, the critters could have the incubation period of a chick!

Addie 08-30-2012 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CWS4322 (Post 1182260)
It could be worse, the critters could have the incubation period of a chick!

I don't want to one to brag, but I was able to exterminate some of them this past year. Fifteen pounds worth. I think when I moved some of my clothiing from one closet to another is when it all happened. Those critteres didn't know where the clothes went. So far they haven't found their way over to the end of the apartment. Another ten pounds worth would be just great.

According to all the charts I should weigh 95 pounds. Yeah. In my dreams. I haven't weighed that since I was 15. :angel:

Barbara L 08-30-2012 08:35 PM

One of my favorite photos ever! I love Meerkats!

Dawgluver 08-30-2012 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbara L
One of my favorite photos ever! I love Meerkats!

"Ooh, is there food in there?". Or "All right, Mr. DeMille, we're ready for our closeup."

Love it! Meercats rock!

taxlady 08-30-2012 08:51 PM

Those meercats are adorable and obviously not shy.

Barbara L 08-30-2012 09:47 PM

"Mama, guess what I just saw?!"

Kylie1969 08-31-2012 04:37 AM

Awww that is lovely

Kylie1969 08-31-2012 04:39 AM

That is so funny :lol: :lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoot (Post 1182244)
An elderly man was stopped by the police
around 2 a.m and was asked where he was
going at that time of night.


https://www.discusscooking.com/forums...icture5043.jpg

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects
it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked,
"Really? Who's giving that lecture
at this time of night?"


The man replied, "That would be my wife."


Kylie1969 08-31-2012 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbara L (Post 1182280)
One of my favorite photos ever! I love Meerkats!

Aww how lovely is that!

MrsLMB 08-31-2012 06:34 AM

https://www.discusscooking.com/attach...3262c7ba74.jpg

Skittle68 08-31-2012 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60

As adorable as this is, it's really dangerous for the chicks. Even if the cat would never hurt them intentionally, cats saliva has a bacteria in it that is toxic to birds. Not only is the cats fur covered in it, if she affectionately licks the chicks they would be exposed to it that way too. Very cute, but cats and birds don't mix well...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrsLMB
Not a funny but an awwwww !!!

HOW TO STOP A NIGHTMARE - YouTube

Omg this is so adorable!!! I love kittens!





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I used to wear goggles sometimes lol. It helped quite a bit. Especially when I had to cut a whole tub of onions at work!!!

MrsLMB 08-31-2012 11:34 AM

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taxlady 08-31-2012 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1182441)

:ohmy: :lol:

Kylie1969 08-31-2012 05:31 PM

:rofl: :rofl:


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