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Addie 09-24-2012 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60 (Post 1189111)
heh!

:lol::lol: :angel:

taxlady 09-24-2012 03:06 PM

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Kylie1969 09-24-2012 04:54 PM

That is brilliant :lol:

Kylie1969 09-24-2012 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mollyanne (Post 1189041)
What are friends for.

Awww, I love this one :smile:

PrincessFiona60 09-24-2012 05:49 PM

I bought a brand new digital computer controlled intelligent washing machine,
loaded it all up, and pressed start. It said, "where`s the other sock?
"


My doctor has given me some anti-gloating cream.
Now all I want to do is rub it in......

Kathleen 09-24-2012 06:06 PM

If this is not edited, we need another cat.

PrincessFiona60 09-24-2012 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kathleen (Post 1189226)

I can get mine to mew on cue...if I squeeze her right!:smile:

MrsLMB 09-24-2012 06:28 PM

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Merlot 09-24-2012 08:15 PM

:smile:

Kylie1969 09-25-2012 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MrsLMB (Post 1188775)

That is so funny :lol:

tinlizzie 09-25-2012 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Merlot (Post 1189273)
:smile:

The captive here is the exact double of my cat Larry. :smile:

CWS4322 09-25-2012 08:27 AM

Here's what cats really want:

taxlady 09-25-2012 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CWS4322 (Post 1189351)
Here's what cats really want:

I think you're right. But if cats had hands they would be worse than raccoons as pets. I knew someone who had a pet raccoon and she said that raccoons do all the "naughty" things that cats only wish they could do, including raid the refrigerator.

CWS4322 09-25-2012 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by taxlady (Post 1189353)
I think you're right. But if cats had hands they would be worse than raccoons as pets. I knew someone who had a pet raccoon and she said that raccoons do all the "naughty" things that cats only wish they could do, including raid the refrigerator.

Raccoons are very destructive. They don't make good pets at all. They will, however, use a litterbox (although sometimes they use the water dish for that). And, they are very good at using those "hands." At the wildlife sanctuary, the coons are locked in their enclosures. Otherwise, they'd get out and into everything. I've known dogs that could open the fridge...a friend had a padlock on hers to keep her Newfoundland from eating the butter when she was at work.

Addie 09-25-2012 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by taxlady (Post 1189353)
I think you're right. But if cats had hands they would be worse than raccoons as pets. I knew someone who had a pet raccoon and she said that raccoons do all the "naughty" things that cats only wish they could do, including raid the refrigerator.

When I lived in Tacoma, I worked for a short time at a golf course in the restaurant. There was a raccoon that was a big nuisance for the golfers. So one day it ended up dead. Unfortuantely someone found the babies. One of the golfers took one home and had it spayed, and all the other stuff you do to a family pet. They thought it was really cute for the first month or so. But that wore thin real quick. The vet advised against releasing it to the wild. It had no training that its mother would have provided. The animal had to be put down. :angel:

CWS4322 09-25-2012 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Addie (Post 1189361)
When I lived in Tacoma, I worked for a short time at a golf course in the restaurant. There was a raccoon that was a big nuisance for the golfers. So one day it ended up dead. Unfortuantely someone found the babies. One of the golfers took one home and had it spayed, and all the other stuff you do to a family pet. They thought it was really cute for the first month or so. But that wore thin real quick. The vet advised against releasing it to the wild. It had no training that its mother would have provided. The animal had to be put down. :angel:

I'm surprised a vet would spay it. The ones at the wildlife sanctuary are bottle fed for the first while and after that, not handled at all. They have to be a a certain size to be released, so often they are over-wintered because they are too small to be released.

Addie 09-25-2012 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CWS4322 (Post 1189367)
I'm surprised a vet would spay it. The ones at the wildlife sanctuary are bottle fed for the first while and after that, not handled at all. They have to be a a certain size to be released, so often they are over-wintered because they are too small to be released.

It was going to be a pet. Not to be released back to the wild. But the owner found out real quick they don't make good pets. :angel:

MrsLMB 09-25-2012 09:11 PM

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Dawgluver 09-25-2012 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Addie

It was going to be a pet. Not to be released back to the wild. But the owner found out real quick they don't make good pets. :angel:

One of my best friends growing up had a dad who was a hunter. Our teacher had just read Sterling North's book,"Rascal", about a boy and his pet raccoon, to our class. My friend's dad brought home a whole bunch of the babies. We bottle fed them, cuddled them, and in return they bit and scratched the heck out of us. Nasty beasties. No way would I make them pets!

Dawgluver 09-25-2012 09:31 PM

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With friends like this.....


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