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>WHY PARENTS DRINK
> >
> >The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
> >urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's
> >home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is
> >your daddy home? " he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I
> >talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised, and wanting to
> >talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I
> >talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, No." Hoping there was
> >somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody
> >else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a
> >cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak
> >with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing
> >what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered
> >answer.. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded
> >like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked,
> >"What is that noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
> >"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed. In an awed
> >whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the
> >hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little
> >frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still
> >whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "ME."
> >
 
OMG that is so right

Kids are monsters after age 1!!! I have 2 boys, 20 and 18.
They are definately a handful, but, I wouldn't trade being a mom for anything in the world.
 
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