An Aussie Joke.......From my Aussie pal.

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When Shane Warne and Simone first got married Shane said, "I am putting a
box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."

In all their 10 years of marriage, Simone had never looked. However, on the
afternoon of their 10th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she
lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and
(AUD) $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed.

Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why
there even was such a box with such contents.
That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner,
Simone could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I
am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into
the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I
gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the
box?"

Shane thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty
beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
Simone was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened by your
behaviour. However, since you are addicted to ***, I guess it does happen
and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."

Shane thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their
peace. A little while later Simone asked Shane, "So why do you have all
that money in the box?"

Shane answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took
them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash
 
In all their 10 years of marriage, Simone had never looked. However, on the
afternoon of their 10th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she

lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and
(AUD) $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed

That's a nice funeral and a REALLY nice cruise:LOL:
 
I'm sorry but we can't mention cricket. At all. Not here, not now, not ever. I am living in England and it's just unbearable today, we lost AGAIN, badly. Work is going to be unbearable tomorrow I sit amongst three sport crazy lads and they are just going to tease me all morning, I can see it now. Sigh.

Good joke though!!!
 
Ho hum....!
Kyles, my sister in Aus is a great cricket fan (very unusual for a Scot)... she is being VERY quiet about the Aussie record this summer....

My heart bleeds for you (NOT!) :cool:
 
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