Breakfast was Ovaltine and supplements, lunch will be double cheeseburger with Ruffles, grapes, Coke Zero or San Pellegrino, and either a cappuccino lava cake or an ice cream sandwich for dessert. Supper, I'm not sure what I'm having because the iceberg lettuce salad mix is decomposing as we speak. I need to pick up some kitty litter from the pet store, so maybe I'll cruise through the Wendy's drive thru and pick up a Caesar salad. I just hope the kid doesn't ask me what kind of dressing I want, like last time! They really should replace urine tests for prospective employees with IQ tests.