Funny Joke!

[LovelyLinda]

My son told me a hilarious joke at dinner!
Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An im-pasta!

Do you have any good jokes for me to tell him?

 

[Andy M.]

There are over 11,000 jokes and cartoons in the 'Todays Funnies' forum. You should be able to find something.

 

[LovelyLinda]

Thanks Andy! I'm to new to this forum so don't know it fully!

 

[blissful]

Linda, how old is your son?

Here's one for any age.
Two birds are sitting on a perch.
One bird says to the other, do you smell something?
The other bird says, I smell fish.

 

[LovelyLinda]

That one made me laugh Blissful! He didn't get it at first, I don't think he knew that a perch was a type of fish. He's 11, turning 12 in November!

 

[luckytrim]

 

[Fruitninja]

Here's mine
Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A candy baa.
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