Ok, just a "taste" of what life is like here. The Man and I were discussing peppers. Specifically, Mexican peppers.
Him: "There's one of 'em that's flat...not too spicy at all..."
Me: "Poblano."
H: "Yeah. Kinda flat, green..."
M: "Pob-bla-no. I just told you."
H: "I know, I know...but...I can't remember the name."
Sigh.
"It's called a Poblano. Barely any spice at all. Large. Green. Tasty."
I do a quick search on the interwebs. "See? Here it is."
There's twin sigh from across the home office. "I'm not gonna look."
"Yes you are. Look. Look at the pepper. You're bugging me. Just look."
"That's my mission in life. To bug you," he laughs.
"Oh? Well, I'm throwing that right back at you. LOOK AT THE PEPPER! LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT! I will keep doing this until you do!"
I keep repeating "Look at the pepper!"
Finally, The Man gets up and shuffles over. Squints at the screen.
"I dunno. I guess that's it. Still can't think of the name."
I roll my eyes. "Doesn't matter, we don't have any, anyway and they don't go with Chinese stir-fry." (ok, maybe they do, after all, our local take-out puts jalapeños in the General Tso's...but The Man does not need to know this.)
Him: "There's one of 'em that's flat...not too spicy at all..."
Me: "Poblano."
H: "Yeah. Kinda flat, green..."
M: "Pob-bla-no. I just told you."
H: "I know, I know...but...I can't remember the name."
Sigh.
"It's called a Poblano. Barely any spice at all. Large. Green. Tasty."
I do a quick search on the interwebs. "See? Here it is."
There's twin sigh from across the home office. "I'm not gonna look."
"Yes you are. Look. Look at the pepper. You're bugging me. Just look."
"That's my mission in life. To bug you," he laughs.
"Oh? Well, I'm throwing that right back at you. LOOK AT THE PEPPER! LOOK AT IT, LOOK AT IT! I will keep doing this until you do!"
I keep repeating "Look at the pepper!"
Finally, The Man gets up and shuffles over. Squints at the screen.
"I dunno. I guess that's it. Still can't think of the name."
I roll my eyes. "Doesn't matter, we don't have any, anyway and they don't go with Chinese stir-fry." (ok, maybe they do, after all, our local take-out puts jalapeños in the General Tso's...but The Man does not need to know this.)