grumpyoldman
Sous Chef
i'm not sure if i cook breakfast for me or my dog anymore ,
our little dog is getting a old so i give her a pill for her aging hips every morning but lately it been a fight , you see every morning lately i have been cooking biscuits 1 fried egg and 2 strips of thick bacon
the dog has learned not to get outa bed until she smells the bacon frying , what she is SUPPOSED to do is go to the door and i'll let her out to go do her business then come back , i'll let her back in the house and give her her medicine , finish cooking breakfast and i always save the last bite of bacon from each peice for her , now she will spit out the pill look at me like i have lost my damn mind if i think she is going to swallow that pill when she can smell bacon , so this is how it goes every morning me : pill 1st ...dog : bacon me pill ..dog bacon !!! this goes back and forth several times before she finally gives in a takes her pill , only then will i give her the bacon , and lord help us all should i cook waffles and sausage , she wants her bacon !!!......would you believe i have to cook her , her own strip of backon !!! but that how i start our day around here ......spoiled ass dog !!!
our little dog is getting a old so i give her a pill for her aging hips every morning but lately it been a fight , you see every morning lately i have been cooking biscuits 1 fried egg and 2 strips of thick bacon
the dog has learned not to get outa bed until she smells the bacon frying , what she is SUPPOSED to do is go to the door and i'll let her out to go do her business then come back , i'll let her back in the house and give her her medicine , finish cooking breakfast and i always save the last bite of bacon from each peice for her , now she will spit out the pill look at me like i have lost my damn mind if i think she is going to swallow that pill when she can smell bacon , so this is how it goes every morning me : pill 1st ...dog : bacon me pill ..dog bacon !!! this goes back and forth several times before she finally gives in a takes her pill , only then will i give her the bacon , and lord help us all should i cook waffles and sausage , she wants her bacon !!!......would you believe i have to cook her , her own strip of backon !!! but that how i start our day around here ......spoiled ass dog !!!