I would be happy to take Mrs UB! You should listen to your smart wife though and take her on the trip of her life. It is an amazing place to see. There is something for everyone. You would not be sorry!
Oh and the one question I always get when people here I was going to just came back was about safety. People always want to know if you feel save or if it was dangerous etc. Well I can honestly say I have never felt safer. I would walk the streets of Tel Aviv late at night and there would be couples in their 80's or older walinghand in hand, young kids (acting respectful, not punks),people my age and everyone in between. I saw nothing to be scared of and felt completely safe all the time. Everywhere I went was well lit and there were plenty of police around, but not in your face. I feel more nervous walking around parts of Boston than I did in Israel.