OMG - I thought about the paper cap but then didn't mention it!!!! ROFL
Oh yes, rich, rich, rich. A few years ago I went to the neighborhood I was raised in until I was 12, where we had that high-dollar milk chute! The house was at least 900 square feet - Oh, did I say 900???? How silly, I meant 9,000 - NOT - It was this little, tiny box but EXACTLY the same. Same aluminum awnings on the two front windows, same little set of cement steps - but it had sort of a lean-to (sp?) carport barely hanging on!!! LOL
I knew my father was a brave man for saving us from that cream!!!! I don't remember the frozen aspect though because my father sacrificed his life every morning for us before we probably even saw it!!! But then again maybe the milk chute helped protect it somewhat.