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Old 02-01-2007, 01:51 PM   #1
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Actual Police Comments!

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos
around the country.

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
after you wear them a while

# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed
of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write
anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed
to write as many tickets as we can."

#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of
yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."


#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.
Sign here."


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Old 02-01-2007, 02:11 PM   #2
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I like #1.

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Old 02-01-2007, 03:40 PM   #3
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I love number 8 only cause you know people will answer it wrong.
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:46 PM   #4
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I like #4, everyboby says they had just "2 beers".
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