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Old 11-21-2008, 07:09 PM   #1
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Wink Hehehehe

Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Brad Pitt followed in and boasted, 'It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the hottest man alive!!'

Jennifer Lopez walked in, head bent, tears streaming from her eyes and asked, 'Who the hell is Deelady'?


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL whoooo LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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Old 11-21-2008, 07:19 PM   #2
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I love it!

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Old 11-21-2008, 07:32 PM   #3
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Oh, that's too funny! Thanks for the laugh Deelady, I needed that!
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Old 11-21-2008, 08:43 PM   #4
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deelady, how about meeting me for drinks?
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Old 11-21-2008, 08:50 PM   #5
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LOL, Andy my dear if only I could top Jenifer Lopez....
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Old 11-22-2008, 01:18 AM   #6
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Old 11-22-2008, 05:47 AM   #7
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OMG! Not the ending I was expecting. Very cute!
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Thanks for the laugh I really needed it this morning.
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