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Old 09-06-2013, 10:51 PM   #51
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Old 09-06-2013, 11:28 PM   #52
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Old 09-07-2013, 06:01 AM   #53
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Not a saying, but I'm sure most here will know what it means.
Cat, I am curious if you know what it is in reference to...

From a bumper sticker I saw yesterday:
Paddle faster, I hear banjos.
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Old 09-07-2013, 10:14 AM   #54
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Not the brightest bulb on the tree.
He couldn't find his way out of a paper bag if he had a map.
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Old 09-07-2013, 10:52 AM   #55
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For someone who puts on airs of wealth....

He doesn't have a pot to p**s in or a window to throw it out.

I don't mind if you s**t on my doorsteps, but don't knock on my door and ask for toilet paper.

Two of my mother's favorites.
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Old 09-07-2013, 01:03 PM   #56
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For someone who puts on airs of wealth....

He doesn't have a pot to p**s in or a window to throw it out.



Two of my mother's favorites.
My mom uses that one all the time,
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Old 09-07-2013, 01:16 PM   #57
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This cracked me up years ago, on a bumper sticker on the back of a delivery truck: "Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-Eat Sh#t."
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Old 09-07-2013, 05:44 PM   #58
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I see we use the same ones the world over , I do like that one though Dawg !!
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Old 09-07-2013, 06:50 PM   #59
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Best Bumper sticker I've ever read.

" You say I'm a B....!"... Like that's a bad thing?
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Old 09-07-2013, 07:35 PM   #60
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Best Bumper sticker I've ever read.

" You say I'm a B....!"... Like that's a bad thing?
One of my favourites.
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